Danimal Cannon & Zef - Corrupted

[DanimalCannonOfficial]

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[randalreavervandal]

This game's tutorial is the equivalent of your dad throwing you in the water and seeing if you can swim out

[BunchORabbits]

Every game tutorial: *does its own thing*

JSaB: Hmm.. How about we make a tutorial except without the tutorial part of the tutorial?

[prometheanrebel]

Average gamer: "Oh man, that was difficult. Where's the tutorial?"

JSAB: *That WAS the Tutorial.*

[jacksonroberts]

Other games: Press *insert sprint button* to sprint
JSAB: *These random birds that won’t appear again will help you somehow*

[pigswithcoolsunglasses]

Splatoon: use ZR to shoot
JSAB: here you go a plane ticket to hell and it’s 𝙈𝘼𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙔

[jacobconcannon]

Every other game: click to shoot

JSaB: say hello to HELL

[phamtanthanh]

corrupted: im gonna teach you, square
square: yes?
corrupted: can you dash?
square: uh...what dash?

[Cloudy_]

This game is like :
"Oh. You learned how to walk. Great. And now.... *Sprint 100m in 10 seconds.* "

[DaBonkinator]

This song is rather versatile. It starts menacing, then gets intense, and then gets kind of energetic I suppose would be one way of describing it.

[ComradeRedmond]

Most other game tutorials: “Let's take this one step at a time, and I will help you along the way.”

JSAB: *”There is no better training, comrade, than fighting to survive!”*

[saurav]

Just the build-up is intense and then the major drop is like "Here is the *actual* song"

[spiritlamp]

This embodies the rollercoaster of my emotional state when stuff on my computer actually corrupts

0:00 You realize something is wrong.
0:07 You find out an important document that holds the secret formuler' of the crabby patty is corrupted
0:14 You try to see if you backed it up... you did not.
0:29 You remember that you can just rewrite it using your memory, no problem...
0:41 You forgot an important part of the document
0:56 You try to remember the important part... but it's just not coming back to memory.
1:24 You attempt to back up the important document that you've recreated just in case if something bad happens.
1:37 There's a power outage...
2:05 The document didn't fully back up before the power outage, so now it's time to go into a mental breakdown.

[LudicoloRainDance]

JSAB: “We’ll start you off easy”
Me: “Wtf, this ain’t easy”
JSAB: “Well, it doesn’t get easier than this, good luck tho, CatCubeBoi needs you.”

[KiwiDaOttoman]

Boi...I’ve never seen a first level with this much hype >__>

[Dot_]

"hey welcome to the tutorial!"


"what do i d-"


" *_yes_* "

[autum]

Fun fact: JSAB defines normal mode as ‘hard fun’ and hardcore as ‘brutal fun’ which might explain why the tutorial just throws you into the action (this is visable when you go to start a playlist)

[universethefoxfoxguardian]

Every other first level music: Calm

Just Shapes and Beats:

[ashleey]

Can we take a moment to realize how hard this must have been to create in the first place ?


And the matching game level too

[scremmagekatte]

other game tutorial: oh so thats how you do the thing and kill the bad guy. JSAB tutorial: