“speak now or forever hold your peace” Only in Texas 😂

[JosefFang]

Hold your peace or rest in peace. He was going to turn this wedding into a funeral😂

[fabrice]

Could we say that: 'the world is your holster!'
Now, I understand better Shakespeare's quotation! 😂

[steveboone]

Do you object?
Guy in the very back pew: yes, I didn't give her permission to get (bang!!)
Groom: shouldn't have invited him ( facing his bride) (proceeds to put gun back in holster.)

[samplautz]

I was just in a wedding. One of the groomsman was really disappointed that our pants didn’t have belt loops, because that meant he couldn’t carry

[guesswho]

Isn’t it supposed to be the woman protecting the wedding?

[ellaismydogsname]

maybe i’m just Australian but this is weird af

[weafy]

Low key scary tho and will probably be used as evidence in the divorce filing if she survives ti file

[bernettabunny]

Maybe she should worry he had that on him the day they got married