Seven Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Boyfriend

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[ChickenGeorgeClooney]

"And here's the boyfriend I wouldn't say these things to..."

"...IF I HAD ONE!"

[lilashj]

Guys, guys, answer to the "do you think she's pretty" question...



"It doesn't matter because you're the most beautiful girl ever." only works if you actually mean it


You're welcome

[ZechariahBarrett]

"You straight up look like an elephant!" ...and by that I mean, majestic! A wonder of nature! Uhh... a thing of beauty!

[garage]

I don't know about the "Do you think she's pretty" one. It seems pretty easy to answer.

Girlfriend: Do you think she's pretty?
Boyfriend: Thats an unfair question. Anything basked in the presence of your beauty looks ugly in contrast. She is but filthy rags compared to you. Not only your outward beauty, but the beauty that lies within your heart.

Now how could that answer be wong?

[kelseyisapepper]

2:59 I'm wearing headphones and thought that was my doorbell ringing. Introvert heart attack

[RiseOfTheKumquat]

8. "Stop yelling at the TV. They can't hear you!"

No. Just don't do it. It's clearly a heightened point in the game if this is happening, they don't need your sass.

[AlreadiWon]

"Do we LIE by saying 'no'?? Or, do we condem our souls by saying 'yes'?" 😂😂😂

[TheMinecraftMan]

"Don't insult our friends, even if they are idiots."
Well, given that that group probably includes teenage boys I'd say there's an 80% chance that they will be.

[uprnva]

Your videos always brighten up my day! :)


Y'know some videos for us single people would be nice xD

[abbyh.]

Jokes on you blimey cow, I don't have one....hahaha*sobs* haha

[ramennight]

quite a few of those can be summed up as 'dont give us questions that there is no good answer to'.

[pingpong]

"You straight up look like an elephant" I want this on a t-shirt

[mythloverb]

Me: *cries for no reason*
Hypothetical Bf: Hey, what's wrong?
Me: *doesn't answer*
Hypothetical Bf: Come on, I wanna help.
Me: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!!
Hypothetical Bf: Why not??
Me: *holds up book* BECAUSE YOU. DON'T. READ.

I did once date a guy who didn't read. It was a bad few months. He asked me "what do you want for Christmas?" And I said, "Books books and more books." He didn't understand.

[kaylabugcassidy]

"I'm not afraid to admit it, I've been destroyed before. -Jordan 2016 😂😂😂

[Yoyoman]

I feel like any serious question a girl asks about me or my thoughts is a trap...I must retreat to my safe place...*Grabs sandwich, throws on NF snapback, turns on Seahawks game*

[thewolf]

I want to see a "7 things you should never say to your teenaged kids", parents: take notes

[juliabradshaw]

*is guilty of saying all of these to multiple males in my life* Well...I will try to be better.

[jainasolo]

I’m naturally an open person, so barely any of these are things I would actually say. The only one I might say would be “Do you want me to call a professional?”

[ThomasDunnn]

I love blimey cow, I love Josh, I love the inner tube, I love brother brother time

[bearitbrothers]

Wow great video, well made and exceptional presentation of content!