I hate when people awww at a good samaritan

#jessicakirson

Jessica Kirson is a powerhouse on stage. She’s a hilariously relatable performer of sheer silliness, vulnerability, and ridiculous characters. Her countless comedic character videos have racked up over 50 million views on social media. Her audience is multigenerational, creating an excuse for large groups of friends and families to spend a night out together. In an era where only 10% of all touring comedians are female, Jessica stands out as one of the strongest comedians regardless of gender.

Jessica produced FX’s Hysterical, a feature-length documentary that premiered at SXSW 2021. The film explores the changing landscape of women in stand-up comedy and features Margaret Cho, Nikki Glazer, Chelsea Handler, Fortune Feimster, and other notable comedians. Her one-hour special Talking to Myself was executive produced by Bill Burr and debuted on Comedy Central. She is a regular on This Week at the Comedy Cellar and has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The View, HBO’s, Crashing, and Kevin Can Wait. She also recently acted in and served as a consultant, producer, and writer on the Robert De Niro film The Comedian.

Jessica’s highly anticipated prank call album, The Call Girls, also featuring Rachel Feinstein, was released on September 24th. Recorded virtually during the depths of quarantine, the album features characters such as old Jewish grandmothers, sexy co-eds, a conservative mother and her gay son, and more.

Jessica’s characters are coming to life in her new podcast, Disgusting Hawk with rave reviews. Through her Relatively Sane podcast, Jessica has interviewed the likes of Bill Burr, Jim Gaffigan, and Rosie O’Donnell.

She was awarded “Best Female Comic” by the MAC association in New York City and received the prestigious Nightlife Award for “Best Stand-up Comedian.” In her spare time, Jessica is a regular contributor to The Howard Stern Show, where she produces and stars in prank calls for the program. Lesbian crowd work

[princessaur]

I love how unhinged she gets so quickly it kills me.

[NonBinary_NonHuman]

I thought he was gonna say "I teach Students" & stop there 🤣. That would've been great 🤣😂

[EzraTheMisfit]

“I’m shocked I haven’t killed anyone yet” SAME

[DestinationCorporation]

I love she always hugs the microphone stand as if she’s holding on for dear life

[JeremyMYG]

"I teach students with disabilities"
Jessica: Sh*t
Someone else: Aww
Jessica: Bingo

[Alien_cancerian]

As a dissabled babe I am so happy you answered that way cause I am not a baby and teaching me should not be a awwww moment

[disturbedpeach_]

as a disabled person i appreciate the unhinged allyship 🤣

[astralaqua]

I’ve got autism and when people say that kinda stuff I have to sit in silence like you think I’m a child or sm what do you mean “aww” 💀 this is the best thing I’ve ever seen omg

[facetioustitan]

“I have nothing to say to you”
Proceeds to have another 75% of a conversation 😂

[Secondhandlegs]

That woman is the literal embodiment of my intrusive thoughts

[vinnyoz]

Yes!!! Call them out! I feel like people are infantalizing us when they're all "aww" like that 🙄

[jaidamwhi]

That "shut up, shut the fck up" was serious 🤣🤣

[moosmya]

her trying not to laugh at her jokes is my favorite 😂

[absoluteterror]

"AWWW"
"shut up, shut the fuck up"
That reaction is so relatable to me lmfao

[princessbuttercup]

“I love potatoes, I have nothing to say to you” I am fucking cackling!!!!

[deenzo]

JESSICA YOU SPEAK TO ME ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

[zoe]

I work with people with disabilities in their home. Anytime i tell someone, they usually react with these weirdly over positive reactions thanking me for doing my job. I dont need that, i do it because its my job, i can do it well, and it pays well. Rather they would react like anyone else they would ask that question to

[tam-mietebriggs]

Whenever Jessica says "You are adorable" AND " I have nothing to say to you " just run...run for your life. She has everything to say to you.

[oppaloopa]

As someone who works with disabled kids I absolutely hate it when someone acts like I’m a saint for doing so. It’s like “awwww you can tolerate those disgusting monsters 😊😊😊 I’d kill them all if I was forced in interact with any of those nonhuman creatures 😊😊😊 can I take a picture with your class for insta 😊😊😊”. It’s so backhanded and disrespectful. They’re literally just kids. They aren’t puppies or things. Stop being so weird.

[Whynotcreate]

She just let's her thoughts out and I love it🤣