Honest Toa Nuva Commercial

[Multiversal_Productions]

"JOY"

"Each emotion sold separately"

[joeyjazz]

"Ask your local toy store if Bionicle is right for your child."

[possiblyzslot]

…and it was the coolest art LEGO could produce for us

[theapexsurvivor]

This would have definitely gotten more parents to buy their kids Bionicle.

[puffpuffpassmako]

Okay but that voice is 100% spot on. I thought it was the official guy until he said "Polynesian mythology"

[jacobrichards]

Literally why I love Bionicles so yeah

[TreyJ_mx]

I feel manipulated and attacked. My childhood was a lie

[TikiFoamy]

0:08 As someone who is into Polynesian Mythology, I like that part.

[VRUS]

This feels like a How It's Made segment about Bionicle and I love it.

[jwille]

This is so true lol, buying all six cans and building them with my brother was peak childhood

[evenseas]

I thank Bionicle for saving lego and definitely for making hero factory possible.

[Bastardson_]

"Meticulously crafted... to produce the emotion known as 'joy.'" Yep, that's pretty much what Bionicle was for 90's kids in a nutshell.

[waffleonquaffle]

Child's? Bruh, that shit works on adults any day lmao

[GanonGhidorah]

...I was actually expecting this to be a _lot more cynical._
About how basically, the Toa Nuva are essentially the exact same toys as the Toa Mata sets, just with new accessories. And how the Bionicle Fanbase is now so hopelessly hooked on the franchise, that they will loyally buy the sets, without ever truly realizing that they've now essentially bought _the same toy, _ a total of _twelve times._
And then, throw in a dig about how in a few months, _they're going to do it again, _ with the Bohrok Kal.

[tomppa]

Amazing. Every word of what he just said was correct.

[nowy]

I mean, it is honest, but I absolutely love how hilarious the later ones got.

[loolfactorie]

Maori injection-mould process engineer here. I approve of the old names and want them back.

[purplehaze]

Narrator guy do be spittin facts tho, NGL.

[Gabrhil]

When you said "honest, " I thought it was going to be a critique of the sets. I didn't think you'd be that blunt

[squatchjosh]

God dammit when he mentioned the tactile thing I could feel clicking together Bionicle pieces in my hands and now I have the itch. Thanks, Lego company.