FUNNY DETENTION SLIPS FROM REAL KIDS (2020) | 40 SCHOOL FAILS | Alonzo Lerone

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[lcustance]

I'm so angry at that teacher who was wrong but still gave the kid detention, and said he should just accept their teachings even if they're incorrect. That is all kinds of wrong. I've corrected teachers in the past, and they thank me for catching it!

[didistutter]

9:12 hold up!! Are we not gonna talk about how a fourth grader is capable of body slamming a teacher?? 😂😂

[kbtiger]

If I was the parent of the kid who questioned the teacher about the kilometer being longer than a mile, I would pat him on the back, take him to his favorite restaurant, and let him stay up past his bedtime!

[renee]

I remember a classmate dyed her hair green in mourning when Jim Henson died. The Gifted and Talented teacher complimented her on her creativity and it lead to a cultural impact discussion, which the GT teacher used to tie into the current lesson... but the very next class teacher (i don't remember the class) gave the same girl detention for class disruption. It really is amazing how differently teachers react to the same thing.

[aeli]

I am appalled at the kilometer "teacher's" response. You should never expect students to blindly accept everything you say without question. Sure, the kid could have handled it better, but if the teacher is giving grossly incorrect information to the class and a student knows better, they should speak up. They just should do so in a polite manner. That "teacher" has no business teaching. That so called teacher is why home school is a thing. Also, what kind of teacher is teaching a class where students are working on computers and has never heard of Firefox and can't even get the name right?

[nathetu]

Is no one going to comment on the fact that Alonzo has one of those portraits of Kash dressed all fancy in the background?! Just me?

[cain]

Detention slips be coming in from home :'D

[MeganRoberts]

It wasn't a pap smear LOL It was a Paper Spear! 💀

[biancamartin]

9:25 “because she caught her boyfriend cheating”
Me: I know that’s right!
Also me: *Looks at the grade.*
Hold up! 😂

[SilverDiamond]

The cigarettes getting stomped on reminded me of the time my oldest daughter was at her grandmas (my mom) and she poured a half gallon of bourbon in the toilet. My mom freaked out and demanded I punish her. I just looked at my daughter and said, "Good job! " lol My mom was an alcoholic. lol

[McChicken]

“Hervey got stomped on”
That killed me.

[ashleykey]

If I was the teacher that got called a muggle I would've replied "10 points from Gryffindor!" That would've showed them I wasnt a damn muggle lol

[nanalins]

Do you ever just watch him on a rainy day or when you feel sad ? He just makes days better.😊😂

[DoctorRobertNeville]

I got yelled at by a teacher for saying "I fart in your general direction!".

[bloodyrose]

"She chased another student around the class because she caught her boyfriend cheating."
GRADE 1!

[xesryththevalkyrie]

2:15 ALONZO IT SAID “UNUSED” THEY DONT COME PRE LOADED WITH BLOOD YALL 🤦‍♀️ 😂

[ashtonc]

so we not gonna talk about the kid that wrote “i refuse to sign” in the parent signature line

[everythingslayer_]

I just love how the parent claps back so perfectly and I hope to be that kind of mom for my kids.

"She's a girl! How many times do I tell you her name is JUSTINA!"

[ajmullins]

Anyone notice the Abby chick talking about skipping to see “Caleb brown” and catch the status above the slip? She’s still with him y’all.. that’s cute🖤

[trevorlafalce]

One of my friends from back in high school got detention for saying "shut up" to his table mates. But here's the thing, his table mates were bullying him like crazy by calling him the n-word and telling him to "go back to your filthy country". He told them to shut up and he got detention for it while the kids who were bullying him and being racist towards him got off with no punishment. The district got quite the earful from his family when they found out about the detention. His detention slip read "told students to shut up while they made 'innocent' comments".