Trying Dangerous Life Hacks 2

Don't try life hacks even once kids.

[dragonlord]

William, a victim of a house fire: *makes a sponsored video about accidentally leaving the gas running on the stove and blowing up the house*

Bless this man’s humor

[jd_]

That touchy-wirey tale explains so much about William's life trajectory

[igoldenfreeza]

If people actually try these life hacks unironically and something bad happens it's kinda just natural selection at that point

[elsquisheeone]

that hot glue spoon is the life hack equivalent of needing scissors to open up a pack of scissors

[goosetheft]

Thinking quickly, William creates a spoon using only hot glue and a spoon.

[KnuckleHunkybuck]

Life hack:

1) Cover your car in hot glue.
2) Peel it off.
3) Second car!

[Flashahol]

"Did we start with an electric knife life hack and end up with a battle bot?"
How you know the instructions were unclear.

[davinadams]

I died when Michael showed up during the “we are part of the problem”

[thygrs]

**Drinks tea**

**Walks into living room with family**

[shilohhuang]

can we appreciate how he puts a timer thing at the bottom of his sponsored messages? My respect for this man has grown.

[charliexoxox]

>In prison.
>Has razors.
>Has access to wall outlet.
>Makes tea with death kettle.
>Gives tea to worst enemy.
>Worst enemy gets cancer and dies.
>Win.

[AtlasMays]

I'm a former correctional officer. That cable with the razors is what my last institution likes to call, a "stinger". The inmates don't drink that boiling water. They use the boiling water like a sous vide cooker. They put bags of food in the boiling water to cook it, and then the boiled water is disposed of. The stingers are incredibly dangerous. I once watched an inmate get himself electrocuted while plugging one into a wall. He survived... Barely. He was left with brain damage after the incident, but he mostly recovered

[chase_h.]

That neon sign transformer story is definitely what caused Williams brain to function how it does.

[saydey]

"Are you trying to kill me"
Cameraman John: *Tilts camera slightly*

[matthewbragonje]

When stainless steel is used in electrolysis the chromium turns into chromium oxide and similar other things that are very poisonous and carcenogenic

[margaretteragram]

The tea turned so dark because the iron from the corroded blades bound to the tannin molecules in the tea, which are what give it its colour. We use this to our advantage when making natural dyes and inks.

[al]

william: uses electrolysis to produce *chlorine gas*

also william: it smells wierd

[Roach_Dogg_JR]

It’s kinda funny to imagine a kid waking into a room waiting, and then falling over because his heart stopped 20 seconds prior.

[pinemiibo]

i like how he tells a story on how he almost died due to electricity, whilst wearing a lightning shirt

[cvgurau]

the image of william osman screaming “IT’S JUST A SPOON???!!” at his computer lives in my head rent free