Welcome to Switzerland! Farming Simulator 2019

Farming Simulator 2019 returns and we've packed up for Switzerland, the home of cuckoo clocks, triangular chocolate and tax-avoidance. Perhaps unsurprisingly I don't really have a plan. I doubt anyone will notice however, this goes about as well as it always does.

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(*) - Today's secret: The obvious vehicle mishap in the thumbnail is very clearly not my fault.

[jangoofy]

"I am very lost" *runs into a signpost*

[connorjohnson]

Farming simulator episode 1 has to have the car flipped, it a tradition

[nataliagrant]

So, you'll need a tractor at some point. I recommend getting a front loader as well. They can be helpful for picking up crates or those big-bag things or hay bales or for flipping over a vehicle that has, somehow, ended up on its roof! Very handy thing.
Anyway, happy to see the return of this game.

[MrRabbiTricky]

That timing of the bombastic intro scared the bejezus out of me, well done!

[oakenshield]

Nice to get a Jeff update and learn about his small rodent juggling skills.

[vladd]

Nice to hear a Jeff report, miss that from Bannerlord saturdays.

[Tez_Thorn]

Yay normality has returned, the cam at the end has returned 😁

[aircooledorion]

Oh, happy days we are back to the joys of farming the "colonel failure method". Have already warned "the local council road signage replacement dept" as colonel failure has a magnetic attraction to anything plonked by the roadside and never mind the gap or width of the vehicle he happens to be driving "it'll fit" or " it'll be alright "won't be long before the combined harvester slalom roof skiing competition starts followed by " the stuck my tractor also on the roof/ against the building [ i think three and a pickup truck is the record ] so far. And nice to hear jeff is taking an active interest in contributing to the episode [ maybe more from our feline farming reporter later], You will also notice that colonel failure tends to make up which side of the road is appropriate to drive on, I know that in Switzerland some of the locals do tend to drive on the right but they should check with CF before "As there doing it wrong " [ just sayin }

[Blootasnorka]

Oh yeah! Farming Simulator!!! :D First series of yours I ever watched was Bullgrazer Ridge.

[im_skipachu]

That cliffhanger in the scrolling sidebar.... ROFL! I'm sure some astute persons knowledgable in the tops of fonts will figure it out, though...

[YeolIsVenturingForth]

Ah, the most interesting part of Farming Simulator: it has a running train. So, priorities are set: 1) ride the train and where does it go? 2) Detail the train with "lost" tractor on the tracks. After that, curious what the Colonel will come up with between the endless fertilizing, ploughing, seeding and harvesting.

[farmcatgr]

Awesome!!! I've been waiting so long for your return to Farming Simulator, colonel! You're the one who introduced me into this game and now it became my favourite! This is gonna be fun!

[wimpie]

Nice of you to mention Joey Brunelle!
Have a feeling I’m missing some context in the scrolling text here and t

[CreatureOfTheVoid]

You should go back to Derail Valley if you haven't tried it out lately, you can now link trains together to control multiple units from a single engine.

[GrumpyToffee]

I wouldn't buy that last field as it appears to have an angry ball of physics right on the edge of it.

[ahstu]

Now, what is the perfect recipe for entertainment? Answer: Farming with the Colonel.

[bballjo]

'certainly we are making the field damp'...now thats the sort of commentary i come here for!

[afacelessname]

You can unload the fertilizer (or other items) from the spreader and it puts it back in a self spawning container.

[msjn]

I enjoyed that a little bit. I actually quite like listening to Colonel Morbid. I feel like Jeff brings that bit out in you 😀

[brettwilliams]

'might buy a field-s next time'. I can tell you have spent time planning a great farm.