07 Casualty of Love - The Wedding Singer the Musical

I do not own the music, nor do I own The Wedding Singer Musical logo.

Music: Matthew Sklar
Lyrics: Chad Beguelin
Book: Chad Beguelin and Tim Herlihy

The Wedding Singer is an awesome musical, and its soundtrack needs to be heard.

ROBBIE
I thought I had the kind of love
You find in fairy tales
But then my girl ripped out my heart
With her plastic press-on nails
So if you know the kind of pain
This loser's singin' of
Well, let me hear you say it
I'm a casualty of love.
Just a casualty of love!

SIDEBURNS GIRL
I'm a casualty of love!

ROBBIE
Tell me about it!

SIDEBURNS GIRL
I put a top hat on my cat, and I asked him to the prom

NERD
I was stood up by my date, and by date I mean my mom

FAT LADY
Each night I open up my mouth and give those Twinkies a shove!

ROBBIE
Well I know why you do it.
You're a casualty of love!

LOSERS
I'm a casualty of love!

ROBBIE
Just a casualty of love!

LOSERS
A casualty of...

ALL
Love!!!

ROBBIE
We're from different walks of life
And different points of view
But we come together now

ALL
Through our hatred of you!
Cause we're casualties of love

ROBBIE
Love's a trick, love's a trap
Love's a hot chick with the clap
Love's a hoax, love's a tease
A piñata full of bees
Love's a joke, love's a scam
A Sgt. Slaughter body slam
Love's a wound, watch it bleed
Love's the only thing I...

And you'll end up just like us
Cause, trust me, love always ends
You'll be fat, divorced, and broke
While she has sex with all of your friends!

ROBBIE and LOSERS
You'll be casualties of love!
Love's a trick, love's a trap
Love's a hot chick with the clap
Love's a wound, watch it bleed
Love's the only thing I need
I need

ROBBIE
No one's ever gonna love...
A casualty of love!!!

[nicolewhitham]

We did this at my high school and then had a real wedding right after the play was done on the set that my class built in tech

[brandonwilliams]

When I played Robbie for my high school’s performance, this was my favorite song to do!

[shannonvernieri]

We're doing this musical at my high school right now and I absolutely LOVE this song! There are some dance moves where I get just a little too into it. Mainly cause I'm a casualty of love myself, but no one in the cast knows that about me so my choreographer and director just think it's REALLY good acting😂

[rubyg]

I play a casulty of love, impersonater, and ensemble! This song is a low key bop

[chemicalstewart]

I love this song douche, we did this musical at my High School and they did fantastic!!!

[thatoneepicenealex]

my school did this and honestly? the best production i've seen

[finneganclisham]

I get to be one of the casualties of love at my high school.

[Smisek]

I've done the wedding singer in my University and it was very fun

[alexandranikou]

Here because I’m playing Sideburns Girl in the school musical!!

[franthekiller]

ROBBIE
I thought I had the kind of love
You find in fairy tales
But then my girl ripped out my heart
With her plastic press-on nails
So if you know the kind of pain
This loser's singin' of
Well, let me hear you say it
I'm a casualty of love
Just a casualty of love

SIDEBURNS GIRL
I'm a casulaty of love!

ROBBIE
Tell me about it!

SIDEBURNS GIRL
I put a top hat on my cat, and I asked him to the prom

NERD
I was stood up by my date, and by date I mean my mom

FAT LADY
Each night I open up my mouth and give those twinkies a shove

ROBBIE
Well I know why you do it
You're a casualty of love

LOSERS
I'm a casualty of love

ROBBIE
Just a casualty of love

LOSERS
A casualty of

ALL
Love

ROBBIE
We're from different walks of life
And different points of view
But we come together now

ALL
Through our hatred of you!
Cause we're casualties of love

ROBBIE
Love's a trick, love's a trap
Love's a hot chick with the clap
Love's a hoax, love's a tease
A pinata full of bees
Love's a joke, love's a scam
A Sargent Slaughter body slam
Love's a wound, watch it bleed
Love's the only thing I...

You'll end up just like us
Cause, trust me, love always ends
You'll be fat, divorced, and broke
While she has sex with all of your friends

ROBBIE and LOSERS
You'll be casualties of love
Love's a trick, love's a trap
Love's a hot chick with the clap
Love's a wound, watch it bleed
Love's the only thing I need
I need

ROBBIE
No one's ever gonna love
A casualty of love

[rubyg]

*gIVE THoSE TWinkIEs A sHhhHHhOOOveeE*

[bruhmoment]

About to start my musical right now, on in 5, wish me lick

[Moonshinehearts]

I'd like it better if it was called "marriage is a scam" but still pretty good

[coraa]

This is the first song in the musical that I don't hate