Theories of Everything [Music Video]

The mp3 can be downloaded here:

Lyrics:

It’s taken me some time
Because my brain is really small
But now I understand
Some people can explain it all
You and me, the universe,
And everything so far
They got theories and shame on you
If you don’t faint in awe

They have come to save the world
They have come to help
And all of them can do my job
Better than myself
All you guys with theories of everything
Who follow me wherever I am travelling
Your theories are neat
I hope they will succeed
But please
Don’t send them to me
A truly famous case
Is Garrett last name Lisi
He’s rooting for E8
But otherwise he takes life easy
Then there’s Wolfram and his staff
Who think the world’s a hypergraph
A million brilliant opinions
Are lingering in my inbox

They all come from men
And each and every one of them is my biggest fan
All you guys with theories of everything
Who follow me wherever I am travelling
Your theories are neat
I hope they will succeed
But please
Don’t send them to me
Now let me mention Eric too
Because he asked for it
An Einstein with a W,
Not someone to forget
Geometric unity
Is what he calls his theory
And I fear dearly he thinks really
Everybody needs to hear it
What’s it good for at last
I’ve been told I’m not supposed to ask

All you guys with theories of everything
Who follow me wherever I am travelling
Your theories are neat
I hope they will succeed
But please
Don’t send them to me
Please
Don’t send them to me

0:00 No Singing
1:10 Singing

[ruedwyer]

I particularly enjoyed the credits! You did EVERYTHING! 🤣

[cole]

A theory of everything could not account for this phenomenon Sabine. Highly unexpected showmanship and entertainment.

[frankschannel]

Brilliant, witty, creative woman. I think I'm in love. Must be love, because I've spent the entire night watching her physics videos... and now this. Just can't seem to get enough.

[Big_Tex]

This woman is an international treasure.

[georgepelton]

This video needs to be preserved like the handwritten letters that 19th century physicists sent each other were. A catchy tune with beautiful graphics is a bonus. Feynman would have approved, IMO. 😀

[dangiscongrataway]

Physicists making diss tracks,
2020 is not so bad after all.

[ToolA]

This is hands down the single greatest Theoretical Physics Singing Disstrack YouTube has ever seen. Prove me wrong.

[vaporisedair]

I am of the Douglas Adams school of thought, when it comes to theories of everything:

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

[amityaffliction]

Your musical talent coupled with your educated perspective of the universe is quite refreshing. The world is better for having people like you in it 🙏🏻

[JimmyMatis-hy]

I'm not into fashion but that's a banging blouse;

a little country (panels on top by shoulders),
a little Liberace (the cuffs & ruffle down the front)
a lot sharp

🥰

[DamienNeveu]

Quite frankly I found Sabine was the only one on top of things in that messy Spacetime debate few weeks back. In particular her comment on not underestimating the value of being comprehensible and communicating effectively was really on point. Now this diss song 😆 I had a good laugh thx

[wysskey]

I particularly liked in the credits Sabine did "everything "

[petermferguson]

The credit role made me laugh out loud, as it is (I hope intentionally) the sharpest point. :)

[SergioProgAlt]

Excellent video. Great sense of humor, catchy tune and ridiculing (in a gentle, not excessively harsh way) intellectual false pretense - all in one. Sharp intellect and entertainment talent - Sabine has it all!

[jamesblank]

Sabine's inbox:
"Really loved your 'Theories of Everything' music video. Totally awesome!!!
I've been working on a theory to unify black holes and dark matter to show Einstein was wrong about General Relativity.
I was wondering if you could help me with the math ..."

[dallinsprogis]

Great way to show the world how to express yourself without shame. Good job Sabine!

[johannesh.]

„They all come from men.“
The hardest hit of them all, this goes a long way.

[HELLRWIN]

I feel I got here too late but still I'm staying. Thanks Sabine.

[Raistdb]

I just discovered today the videos os Sabine singing. Wow, I have not many words left but wow. And this video in particular, this is some truly high class act in trolling back. Sabine- you are great, even more amazing that I thought when I first started to watch your science videos just a few months ago.

This one and the Schrödinger cat video.

[Ruddigore]

All those messages in your inbox telling you that they are your biggest fan, you can disregard them I'm your biggest fan 😊