“There’s plenty of fish in the sea” 🐡🐠🐟

[itzillusion]

Nah you gotta find the blobfish that’ll treat you right

[Leonardo_Chiti]

"There's plenty of fish in the sea"


Yeah but I've got a too small fishing pole

[liamcraddock]

And then girls be looking like those fish and be like "MusT bE oVer 6 foot aND maKe £400k a YEaR"

[mr.s]

For men, it’s worse. Most of us are fishing in an ocean of toxic sludge and hardly ever get a bite even though there’s billions of fish and we’re starving. Then we manage to hook one and she takes half the boat and leaves.

[highlander]

And then proceed to never talk to the fish that has respect.

[_Atlas.]

Meanwhile, guys shorter than 6'4".

[chungpanmei]

"You're taking shower without me" got me🤣🤣🤣

[thegoat]

For the first time in human history 50% of you are going to be alone forever.

[Nas.]

Fish from the male perspective "gotta be 6ft to ride this i dont make the rules sweetie☺️" "gotta make enough money to be a provider man" "you have to have the right job title" "ew you drive that" "your still renting at your age?" "Your too nice" "dont ask me where i wanna eat. Tell me where were going on a date. Put some effort in" "dont make decisions for me im an independent woman" "dont just flirt with me i need intellectual stimulation" "your too intellectual your a nerd" should i continue?

[adayinforever]

You just need a seahorse. Seahorses will carry the kid for you.

[paulallen]

“Slayyy queen💅” “Periodt💅” “how tall are you” “1.5 million snapscore” “He’s just a friend” “where’s my vape” “it’s giving -“

[EduardoPerez-kupx]

She clearly has it tough to flirting, not as we men, for us it is just so easy and simple. Women are fascinating.

[리예나]

Them: “There’s plenty of fish in the sea.”
Me: “But not a single one liked me..”

[Trizzer]

Lol, it's al the women who will leave he second anything goes wrong or a hotter guy comes around

[Whatabigyes]

How talented you can stand there and stare 😂

[antsfinland]

Honestly that last fish looked kinda cool

[jimmccormick]

“The chase is better than the catch” - Lemmy ♠️

[AKV]

Beatifull girls think that they are one of a kind for some resason. Attention is a hell of a drug.

[Kinetochore-tihk]

Fourth picture is a sawfish, one of my favorite fish. They use that big saw-shaped snout to stun smaller fish to eat them and scour the sea floor for buried fish, whose muscle movements release electrical signals the fish can detect.

[PercyJacksonlife]

That is so me every time I go through a breakup and my friend tries to help me
Edit : omg I can’t believe I got 100 likes that’s the most I’ve ever gotten tysm