Dandy’s World Stats that make NO sense (part 4) Christmas edition

Hi!!! Decided to do a part 4 of this because of the new update lol

[Cheshire_Cat]

Funnily enough Bobbette actually had 2 stars in speed, but people complained about her being slow so much that she lost her 5 stars in skill check. She was unique, but people are obsessed with speed i guess.

[suubmissive]

Actually, bobette is a bauble, and her movement is actually very fitting for her character. Shes a christmas orbament and she can roll easily, a bauble is a sphere shaped ornament, so of course shes chubby.

Edit: as for coal, not all rocks are small to say the least. Unlike pebble, I'm not sure if pebble is an actual pebble or a dog, but nonetheless, it's fine if coal is fat/oversized because she's a rock/boulder. Plus there's nothing wrong with being overweight and it's only a game character.

[fluffypancake]

Why do ppl keep fat shaming poor Bobette n Coal 😭
Edit: istg stop arguing already theres 12 days this comment was made

[AllysonLuan-qk]

Bobette probably has great stamina because she travels to give presents to everyone

[Golden_kevon]

As an excuse for these

1: she’s the dandy’s world equivalent to Santa. She kind of has to have a ton of stamina to get so many presents done in a single day.


2: coal has less bright colors making up their design. Which would get them higher stealth but they are too big to not get spotted.


3:Connie’s a dead person. Same excuse as 1#.

4: coals legs are stronger than pebbles, the only thing keeping them from 5 star speed is how big they are. ( least believable out of these )

5: gingers body is much harder, making it easier to throw chunks of themself.

6: Connie might’ve possessed some other toons/ gardenview workers to learn to extract better.

7: Cosmos body is probably too soft to get a good grip on the machine. Rudies just built different Fr

[oddball]

Vee: bright ass colors, glows in the dark
Coal: Neutral colors, blends in with the dull environment

[gabrielmatossantarem]

0:07 Actually this makes sense, wich one calls more your atention a TV or a literalty rock

[sxvliz_]

"obese and diabetic" and then she's just confirmed to be chubby

[ItsReesePuffs]

0:12 prob cause vee is a outdated computer with fans idk

[Strangrdangrrr]

Why is everyone fatshaming Bobette and Coal while Rudie’s stomach is as if he has a watermelon in there 😭

[gerobbbbbbbb]

dandys world fans try not to fatshame characters challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[PersonalMountain]

Yall I know you guys are joking abt bobette and coal but like they arent OBESE, they are CHUBBY, chubby and obese are different 😭😭😭

[keristhegreatgaming]

0:34 i mean connie can cannonicly possese the machines so she has a good idea on how to extract them

[angelwzyt]

Whenever people make jokes about bobette being chubby it pisses me off so bad, especially when they say "we're just joking!" JOKES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY NOT RUDE????

[Salada-xiqv]

I think people often forgot that coal is a very light type of rock. That's how she's so fast. You guys just gotta think a little some times

[solipolii]

coming from a chubby person, calling bobette diabetic is fatphobic and made me uncomfortable! hope this helps!

[azure_whatwhosaidthat]

I don't get this fandoms problem with chubby characters and literally a piece of coal. Coal isn't a rock. She is coal. Her size is normal for coal. Bobette is just a little chubby. Something fairly common to see everywhere in the world.

[Theus_Sprout]

”Stealthy ghost”
You literly said ”Stealthy”
The thing that gives most stealth in games is MOVEMENT becuse you make more sound the faster you move, plus she doesn’t have legs

[aangelwngz]

Random Christmas lore: In the Christmas map, there r 2 papers from auther(owner of gardenview) and delilah. They locked all the Christmas toons up and ONLY let them out when it’s Christmas, no other time of the year

Note from Delilah: “That behaviour is natural to them, don't worry about it. Christmas is gone, we don't need them interacting with the public during off season that's a waste of resources. They'll be right and in working shape when the holiday comes back. Until then, they'll want to be alone. Naturally isolating. Think of it as a good thing.”

Note from Author: “Delilah, we need to talk. I know you’ve kept reassuring me that what had happened wasn’t due to anything you had done. Yet I feel as if we still need to talk about this, you had to have known this could happen to him. You had to have known that this was even a possibility. If you did, why didn’t you tell anyone? Why didn’t you tell me? Something like this doesn’t just happen.”

[Starii_dreamz]

No bc the fact it’s CONFIRMED that Bobette and Coal are chubby but people are taking this as fat shaming. The fact it’s a literal GAME with intimate objects in it grow up seriously 😭🙏