Girls VS Boys (in September)😨

[Goofball-]

For those who don’t know, in September boys have to break their mewing streak after explosive August because no poop July left them broken

[JyotiThakur-lrlr]

For those who don’t know ~
1st reason ~
During 10 September, 1982 . Billy Joe Armstrong’s father, a jazz musician and truck driver for Safeway, died of esophageal cancer on September 10, 1982, when Armstrong was 10 years old. The song "Wake Me Up When September Ends" is a memorial to his father .
2nd Reason ~
11th September, 2001 . 💀☠️




Edit ~ If you’re wondering what is Hypertoilpapscarosis, it’s FAKE !!!

[crazydawg]

Girls when November comes:🤷🏻‍♀️
Boys when November comes:💀

[Rodeogirll_]

The only reason stays are happy in September is because it’s Lee Felix’s, Seungmin, and Han jisung’s birthday.

[Here_is_Potato]

For those who don't know: A rock ballad, the song was written by the band's lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong, and is about the death of his father in September 1982 and his life since then. The song's lyrics have also been interpreted as a song about the victims
Edit:Pookies yall need to chill with the likes a bit 🐻😇

[Too_chill_]

For those who dont know, it's refrensing Billie Joe Armstrong, whose father died and made a song called "Wake Me Up When September Ends" with the rest of the Green Day band.

[Retnuh-uhbl]

For those who don't know somehow, in September of 1982, Bille Joe Armstrong's father passed away of cancer, so in 2004, Billie and his band, Green Day, made a song titled "Wake Me Up When September Ends". This song referenced Billie's father and had many other sad references in the song. Hope this helped! This is one of the things that happens in September, it may be that it’s one month closer to NNN or it’s No Sh*t September

[KiwelTEUFF]

We're going to visit google with this one 🔥

[ThatPersonNamedJune]

For anyone who doesn't understand:

In september, men go through something called Hypertoilpapscarosis, making them extremely afraid of toilet paper, symbolized by the dropping of the toilet paper by Kirkiimad.
Edit: for the folks who can't tell, this is satire
Edit 2: apparently people don't know what satire is, basically joking/not serious
Edit 2.5: damn I started WW4 in the replies 💀💀

[THANGah.M]

WE BE TELLIN' DIFFERENT MEANINGS WITH THIS
Edit:Yow, thx for 545 likes

WE GOING TO NO NUT NOVEMBER WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[kellynikashin-spiteri]

For those who don't know: men in September get diarrhea alot and an uncurable disease that makes them shit until the toilet explodes..

[RacistChicken]

For those who dont know: When september comes, alot of boys struggle to hold toilet paper. But this bad habbit will vanish over time, and boys will able to hold toilet paper again.

[RosaAderes]

Me in september: *changes my tiktok pfp to venti wearing a pumpkin hat*
Damn, i guess im an alien then

[AnnoyingBoiYT]

For those confused, on 12th september 2104 The Intergalactic coalition made a contract that Earth planet paper dissapears for the coalition to use, but the earth solidiers fought off that contract so to pay respects to the solders we dont use paper on every september

[YeahYeahBruhBruh]

For One Second I Was Thinking It Was *9/11* 💀💀☠️☠️

[Tulip-js]

For those who dont know, most men in september start to get this thing called "Hypercrachtictaphostiphobia" pronounced as
This condition has a 78% chance of you getting it if youre a man. For women, it is a .23% chance. Hypercrachtictaphostiphobia is where you start to fear shapes known as boxes, cylinders, and pyramids. It mostly shows up in september through november, and if you do end up getting it, dont panic. It can go away by a method proven by scientists where you just stare at a shape you fear for 5-10 minutes every day for about 2 weeks. If that doesnt work, there is nothing you can really do about it. Thanks for reading :)

Edit: OMG THANKS FOR 1.1K LIKES I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THAT IT MEANS ALOT

Edit 2: TOP COMMENT TYSMMM

[NoahPepper-jh]

Bro people arent even worried about him anymore, they just straight up agreeing that he has infinite mind power and energy to not sleep.

[AronAron-mgzl]

For those who don't know
Men in September has a low but never zero chance to become a massive dinosaur and start backfliping also having laser eyes
This unfortunate event can last for the entirety of September... The main source of this is the following:

1.breathing
2.blinking
3.laughing
4.becoming alpha
5.gym
6.walking
7.eating

Stay safe guys

[Youtube_Lauri]

Boys at september ❌️
Boys at november ✅️
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