Morshu's Paradise

Link comes to Morshu looking for answers.

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Russian translation thanks to @Tomorrow Skill

Original song is Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio.

𝗟𝘆𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘀

Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it?

Morshu, you wanna tell me what this is all about?

Listen, Link
As I walk through the valley of the Faces of Evil
I take a look at my shop and realize "this is illegal"
'Cos I've been selling rope and bombs so long that
Even Impa thinks that my mind is gone

(Good)

I'm an educated clerk with rubies on my mind
Got my gem in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out Morshu set trippin' trader
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger

(Sus)

Debt ain't nothin' but a bad deal away
I'm living life sell or die, what can I say?
I'm twenty-six now but will I live to sell another year?
The way things is going I don't know

Tell me why are we
So blind to see
That the bombs we buy
Hurt you and me

(Huh?)

My Boy!
Been spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Been spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Keep spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Keep spending most their lives living in the More Shoes Pair of Dice

*MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM*
*MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM*
*MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM*
*MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmmmmmmm*
x2

#ytpmv #morshu

[They_are_Arthur]

Morshu: *says two lines*
YTP editors:

[ianlehman]

"Why are we so blind to see that the bombs we buy hurt you and me"

This is a lyrical masterpiece

[Bloops]

I'm sorry Link, I can't give street credit.

[Eve_heart]

Imagine what the internet could do if Morshu was given a third line

[poweringdom.]

This isn't Youtube poop, this is Youtube gold.

[captainjurgh]

Let's face it: Morshu now sings better than just humming back in YTP paradise

[operationmeh]

Morshu can't sell bombs if he's dropping so many in the lyrics

[ZGlove.]

"Ma boy. This paradise is what all true gangsta's strive for."

[Mick_]

"SuS"
-That other shopkeeper nobody cares about, 2020.

[legoc-po]

Morshu: has 2 dialogue in the actual game
The internet: *that is not true*

[engineerbutwithoutgoggles]

" My Boy... *Been Spending Most Their Dime Living Off Of Morshu's Merchandise* "

[BlackBloodCombatClub]

As fun as the new AI stuff can be, nothing can beat the art of sentence mixing

[wilhemtehlynx]

“Tell me why are we so blind to see, that the bombs we buy hurt you and me?”
This part is *fantastic.*

[driv]

We didn't realise we kept spending our lives living in the Morshu's Paradise.

[StarA-list]

The way the king says “paradise” is so satisfying for me

[avengerk]

Morshu: literally has two lines

Jeff: *i can milk you*

[joephilipson]

"living in the Morshu's p
a
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a
d
i
s
e"

-the king

[boi]

“Did you do it?”

“Yes...”

“What did it take”

“2 lines”

[thewinnerofdome]

It gives me anxiety that the king drinks but doesn’t swallow so I have the feeling he’s talking with wine in his throat

[uhbi]

Morsh is only 26? Damn, look what all the hustle has done to him,