How to please the elder #hosegoat #borzoi #dogsofyoutube #dogs #borzoimeme

[JFlint.]

Bro was actually looking like some elder wizard in the first clip 😂

[vibechecker]

He looks like he's about to tell us about the old lore of the snoot

[ok]

Your channel is responsible for my downfall. I shove these videos and everyone’s faces so that they can experience the happiness of hose goat whether they want to or not

[norvegicus]

borzois are just family friendly versions of a trevor henderson creature

[thatssovenus]

Elder hose goat also requires an offering of treats to be appeased.

[galaxy-maker]

If their hair is silver, you have much to fear, this means they have mastered their spell of entrapment and will be much more difficult to escape successfully

[SanchitC]

This sounds like the extremely convoluted Reddit horror stories where you need 17 steps to survive

[stephanymurdy]

He’s mad cause you called him a hose goat. He’s gorgeous.

[MaaanImDead]

The first clip made him seem like a fucking elder scrolls boss

[applejuice]

He looks like an Elden Ring boss in that shot at the beginning.

[megteg]

“If u do it right he smiles” awww 😊 “if he doesn’t you have to run” 😳wait what-

[gabriellagehman]

Instructions unclear: Your dog turned into an eldritch being and chased me

[koykoyonly]

This kind wizard’s too OP. Doesn’t even need a wand, their face _is the wand_

[laurentiare]

The elder hose goat also requires a daily offering of doing it for them. Remember this task before your morning coffee. ❤

[mightypossum]

Elder hose goat ♡ I have a puppy like hose goat but just shorter fur!

[mattsmokes]

I love these dogs so much their so awkward and goofy yet majestic and beautiful while being extremely effing cute

[terde]

So elegant looking. Something whimsical

[heyitsme]

😂😂 this dude looks like he’s a trip. Just a good ole boy!

[AaaAaa-rtvl]

And I ran, I ran so far away I just ran, i ran all night and day

[tylersexton]

Mydude lookin like he knows secrets of the universe