Percy give up, this is getting ridiculous

[someoneawesome]

Leo is a blacksmith, and almost every blacksmith I've met was actually pretty scrawny but their freaking grip strength is TERRIFYING

[madhattergodess]

Poseideon: Percy! You keep forgetting your upbody, as you are essentially a merman without the need for fins. Also you need to stop using Flood, hurricanes and tsunamis .
Percy: But it's so much fun creating them.
Sally (Percy's mom), Reyna, Annabeth and Amphritite (Percy's step mom) simultaneously facepalm.
Sally: What is wrong with them?
Amphritite: I would say it's hereditary, but my dad Oceanus is the same way along with my son Triton.
Annabeth: So it is trait that all water gods/demigods/titans like to create floods, hurricanes and tsunamis.
Amphritite: Pretty much.
Reyna: That explains alot.
Poseideon: I know son, but they are other ways to fight and if you need examples just read an Aquaman comic. I swear the creators have someone on the inside giving them intel.
Percy: So I should try bench pressing sharks and whales!
Poseideon: Exactly!
All four women: WHAT! PERCY NO!
Percy: Time to train.
All four women look at Poseideon with stares that would lesser beings run for their lives.
Clueless Poseideon: What.. I was helping him.
Amphritite smacks her husband.
Hermes & Mr.D burst out laughing.
Reyna: I am surrounded by idiots.
Annabeth: Yeah, and they just seem to getting more idiotic by the secound.

[multiverse]

As a person who was once named Percy Jackson, I can confirm that I suffered this much

[mily.]

Nico would snap his arm in mere seconds.

[nicodiangelo]

He still came to me. He was continuously splashing water on his face through the whole thing. He almost beat me… but I said something about Annabeth and he went weak and I one.

Work smarter and harder (Will knows I am)

[siicknes]

Connor and Travis: Percy please, if you can’t beat Leo your not gonna beat us!
Percy: let me try 😭
Connor: let him try.
Travis: okay.
**The Stoll Brothers Win**
Percy: 😭😭😭
Connor: Welp. Sorry we couldn’t help, maybe go see Piper. Or Grover? Ooh I bet you could beat Grover.

[TheLastSane]

*Suddenly it starts to rain and he rips one of their arms off accidentally*

[angelmoran]

Alright but realistically he’d win against everyone on the list other than possibly Frank because he’s been stated to have a big and muscular physique. But Percy get’s an all around stats boost with water so let him take a couple sips and he’d probability take them all on consecutively.

[_percy_]

… REYNA, LETS SWORD FIGHT. hehe that’s something nobody else can beat me in.

[rhiannonwhite]

Pollux: go against me! I'm SURE you'll win

[MilliePeterson]

Percy: ok to the Hermes cabin
Me(child of Hermes)(in my brain): why did I agree to this I am a weak little twig. I’m going to loose to Seaweed Brain and Travis and Connor are never going to let me forget it.

[Solaris]

Solaris: *Yeets Percy over awhile arm wrestling*

[kitkat]

Leo.. Valdez.. beat Percy in Arm wrestling? OH MY GODS-
Nah he’s gonna lose to the Stoll brothers.
Also random but if Percy can control someone’s blood, can’t Jason(if he was alive) suck the air out of lungs and suffocate them?

[Praetor_of_New_Rome]

I feel you Percy, I NEVER win at arm wrestling. EVER

[pipingham]

Kayla(my oc eldest Athena daughter has wings is Japanese and is in a poly relationship with Reyna and Thalia):*walks in obviously upset*reyna you and Thalia haven’t paid attention to me for 5 hours

[life-is-so-lovely]

Me watching: Percy you'll win against me
Because I week

[LieutenantFives]

Um, Isn't percy the strongest demigod? I remember something saying that he is the stronger than 99.9% of all demigods

[rensanity-vfx]

This is halarious I bet a 5 year old could beat him and also do you get paid for doing YouTube?

[heytrace]

Or Hazel. I bet you could win against Hazel Percy

[julievincelette]

Actully, percy's better than them...