Gastor Almonte - Brooklyn Batman - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

Gastor Almonte's cousins freak him out with their Joker mask, so he takes matters into his own hands.

[nayafreesbaum]

"Y'all crushing this parenting thing btw"...Beautifully adorable story. Props to dad.

[SmashBrosOdyssey]

"You know your father once stabbed somebody over snapple?" is quite possibly the best start to a bit I've ever heard lmao.

[charlesgordon]

The pay off on that story was worth it. Emotional and humorous... invite him back again

[AsukayaBailey]

"I was Michael Keaton fighting Michael Keaton" - brilliant

[kuunami]

He's a master at set ups and pay offs. That's how comedy is done right.

[BugZfB]

"... I ain't solve that last one, but I was entertaining enough for Them to end it amicably" 😂😂😂

[noelle]

That's amazing. "Just make sure my son never wants to hang out with you". That's love right there.

[TheDukeOfDallas]

"This my daughter's room."
"I know, you're welcome."

[Zwaks]

Doug Smith, Ali Siddiq, and Gastor Almonte are my favorites so far.

[BlueRidgeJ]

This guy is a comedian, but above that, he's a fantastic storyteller. Props to this young man.

[UndahDahg]

This was actually a very beautiful story with great comedic delivery and joke writing. So glad I decided to click on it!

[jusbruce]

Went to high school wit Gastor 💯he always been funny

[elmanonegrajr.]

" that's the kid who thinks he's Batman " " no that kid is Batman "

[jameshill]

"My 2+2 game was crazy."
Had to pause for a couple minutes while I proceeded to lose my shit.

[woleakinbi]

Performed on the same show as Gastor at Comix at Mohegan Sun last year. Funny dude, super humble, and the dude can spit! Talented like a mufucka! Good shit Gastor! #respect

[WhoIsTHood]

Him being a kid but talking as a grown man is hilarious 😂😂😂

[mvrz]

Storytelling skills are on point, perfect timing too. 💯💯💯💯

[billiondollardan]

definitely one of the top 3 stories ever on this show

[bonibontv]

"This whole time I wanted to be batman but turns out I'm Alfred "
That shit is hilarious man.

[isaiahmoseley]

"I wasn't even scared of the joker i was scared of Beetlejuice." 😂😂😂