Which phrases do men hate hearing from women?

Which phrases do men hate hearing from women? (r/AskReddit)

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[anonmouse]

"Tee hee, I'm like, so totally anxious."

[jamesnguyễn]

"All men are evil!"
"I'm not mad at you." Proceeds to stare daggers at you.
"You're just like my ex!"
"Your schedule should revolve around me."
"I don't need a man." While receiving child support from a man.