Flight of the Conchords (I'm Not Crying)

Its just a little dust in my eye...

[incrediesta]

"You looked kinda cute when I was drunk" is such a low blow...

[Hartley_Hare]

'We could start with a break' sounds like me in every doomed relationship, ever.

[darkprose]

"Maybe we could have a break." "Break? No, there's no relationship." "Yet. We could start with a break..."

[j.elizabeth]

I've been paying $45 twice a month for singing lessons, practicing two hours a day for a year so I can nail this song at karaoke.

[BrentonMilne]

"How come we've reached this fork in the road... and yet it cuts like a knife"
- best lyric :)

[alyhodgin]

You can't break my heart. It's liquid. It melted when I met you.

[schattentaenzerin]

"I'm usually more charismatic than this"
I *so* need a Shirt with that line!

[RabanoDoom]

I don't know what's funnier, the conversation, or the "No Dumping" sign put right behind them.

[madhaha]

"Maybe what I really want is an Australian"

[jamesdewald]

"Don't worry about my top."
-"okay, well that's good."

[sunnydazewithtessa]

“I’m not crying I’ve just been cutting onions. I’m making a lasagna... for one...” 🧅🔪😭

[lararesende]

I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
for one
Oh, I'm not crying


There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around
They're like searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha

Sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?

I love this song so much!

[little_wonderer]

"For your information there's an inflammation in my tear glands" - GOLD

[dejffjed]

This is parody for broken-hearted songs that is actually better then the original model it is spoofing. So, sosososos, sooo great lyrics!

[Magikct]

This reminds me of a certain break off, shoulda played this song

[humandisaster]

I'm making a lasagna...for one...

[tomwalke]

Love the "No Dumping" sign in the background

[hiimspee]

"what's that place that Bret mentioned. That sounded romantic...and cheap?"
holy shit this is what i miss about the show, just packed with funny.

[blackjakko]

Romantic and cheap. You're leaving I knew it. My eyes are just a little sweaty today. Oh the waxing lyricism. The world needs more of these beautiful men!

[samirawessing]

i love that she says she's actually looking for an Australian :'D