Sea of Griefs (Sea of Thieves Parody)

The pirate's life ain't all it's cracked up to be. Join Todd Smacky as he sets sail with his crewmate across the beautifully rendered 7 seas in search for fun things to do. This game cost $60...

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[ArinsMind]

Okay so this video is pretty outdated at this point! They fixed alot of my problems with the game when they released their Anniversary Update. I still sunk tons of hours into this game since launch and enjoyed most of my time with it despite its flaws, so don't think I completely dreaded my adventures thus far. Anyway, enjoy the video and enjoy the fact that the game is massively better than it was last year! Cheers, mateys.

[bioluminescentbro]

When you come back in 7 months and most of the points made in the video are now mechanics in the game

[mrkitloin]

The fact that there actually is a skeleton named captain quick dicken in game makes me grin

[InvaderTaizic]

Hey, you can actually sell the tentacles now, so that's an upgrade LOL

[longlivefelix]

The passing time segments where very generous. "10 minutes later", more like "2 hours, 5 other annoying crew encounters and 27 megalodon attacks later"

[Gregornmy]

sea of thieves logic: carry 10 whole cannon balls in your pocket and run around
also sea of thieves logic: you can't run with a key in your hand

[sirboomsalot]

Even though I really like this game, it's still pretty funny and accurate

[jmr_draws]

At least the game is getting more and more content every month. Sooner or later the game will be as good as we’ve always wanted it to be.

[stinkygot]

Things they fixed:
- Chests you can occasionally open (but only for different types of loot)
- Extra uses for specific skulls (but mostly just ritual skulls)
- Slight variance in skeleton appearances
- Bounties - in the form of emissary flags, which while not required, are almost necessary for grinding.
- Random commendations for titles
- This is technically separate, but the higher frequency of skeleton ships, sea monsters, etc. make dying and losing the resources that you HAVE to stockpile suck a bit more.
- You get treasure for killing the kraken
- You can sell the tentacles for gold
- Cooler quests, mostly tall tales
- Bug fixes that reduce crashing
- Technically, cursed canon balls, blunderbombs, firebombs, and chainshots are new weapons, but not really
- The increase in sea monsters is kinda more than just skeletons, still mostly skeles tho
All in all, much much better, and I'd say worth the sixty dollars now. Still needs more work.

[exseque]

AND WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR MONEY?!





You sell it...

[Piggmanmaxx]

“I’ve got a jar of dirt, I’ve got a jar of dirt and guess what’s inside it!!!”

[hiddendesire]

Personally I actually enjoy Sea of Thieves. It is more about the journey and the memories made along the way for me. Like when taking on the Skeleton Fleets, we had two galleons, three brigs, and a sloop all in a fleet. At the very end we all agreed to load up on one galleon with all the loot, everyone jumps aboard, and we sail back as one crew. We passed a brig near Galleon’s Grave who freaked out when they saw about 19 players on a galleon all waving, shouting ahoy, and dancing. We turned in our cargo, not caring who got what, then partied in the tavern before taking a group photo outside, adding everyone, and parting ways.

[flintwildpants]

Tis' is true, we could _always use_ more bananas.

[emileecunningham]

“So if we aren’t digging up ancient treasure, what else do pirates do?”

Look up “What Happens when Shanty Singers Play Sea of Thieves.”

[jacksontroiano]

Going back to this had me laughing so hard. The song at the end "when do we get more weapons, fight more than just skeletons, see the kraken" well, Season 3 gives you everything you asked for! 😂😂

[babyyoda]

2 years later: there’s so much to do in this game that you’ll never get sick of it




And you still can’t do anything with the treasure except selling them

[Seanhalo]

This game has literally changes so much. This video is so relevant for us early players. Still makes me crack up thank you!

[RipRoxas]

I remember in the beta that we would hold someone hostage in the jail cellar and go to the red sea and have em just stick down there while the boat sinks.
While yes it may sound dark, it was fun.

[ChaosDemon]

“Captain Quick Dicken and his 32 identical brothers.”

I died....

[lynxrolls]

who here in 2019, when all this shit is actually in game?