Republicans urge everyone to call this number if you see what you believe to be a legitimate vote

[pieterbaeldejansen]

Thank you for the Onion on shedding light on this pressing issue! Now I don't just have to call the police when I see a non-republican voter!!

[NosManJr]

Having myself reported IMMEDIATELY! it's sick! the things I try and get away with! 🤢

[JK-vpux]

You forgot to put "PARODY" in big, red letters at the top of this vid. Elon Musk will now revoke your privilege to speak freely.

[Oberon]

The Onion needs to stop reporting stuff like this. Their headlines regularly come true after the fact, so they're tempting fate here.

[jimmy]

I voted by mail, so I better call that number immediately and report myself to the local republican authoritarians.... I mean authorities.

[michaelwardle]

It’s me. I’m the vote mule. Search my vote cavities.

[daBEAGLE]

I didn't get my "I Voted" sticker when I finished, does that mean my vote doesn't count?

[edwardgiovannelli]

When I was voting a couple weeks ago, a black woman came in and signed in to vote. She was right behind me in line. After she signed in she took her ballot over to the little tables they had set up to fill out the ballots and a couple 'observers' jumped up and started yelling at her "DO YOU BELONG HERE???" "ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO VOTE HERE???"
No joke, they practically attacked her. W T F!

[quimblyjones]

I'm worried about my reading abilities because I read that as "gluten free voting"

[lidsmccovered]

The fact this comment section isn't a COMPLETE trainwreck is pretty great.

[bat]

Here comes the so-called "fuck your feelings" crowd to whine about their hurt feelings in the comments.

[surfacepro]

At first I didn't realize it is an Onion post and I was like: "tf are they doing over there now??"

[A-i-d-an]

Hard to tell if this is satire anymore

[MeatMachine]

Someone paid me half a sandwich to vote Republican

[another_loser]

One guy threatened to shoot my mom if she voted democrat

[majoryoshi]

damn since when did the onion start covering actual news?

[beachcomber]

Almost the entire R party appears like an Onion article these days.

[gengarzilla]

Welcome to the biannual "Let's Laugh At America's Completely Fucked Political Environment" party! I'd offer refreshments, but everyone says that the other side banned them.

[ShermThursby]

This is why I mailed my vote- in person voting is just too dangerous.

[Magicwillnz]

Remember: if they weigh less than 300lbs and don't have the skin tone of whipped cream, they're probably illegal.