“Can I Get a Special Brownie?” | Weird Things People Have Said To Me as a Baker

Hellooo! My name is Alice and I own ”The From Scratch Bakery“

I am just a wacky baker saying even more wacky things!👩🏼‍🍳🥖

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[Asher-mwzo]

The scene where Alice says “ugh” back to the customer who keepys ugh-ing people is so hilarious 😂😂

[Tony]

"I think I realized why they sold out"

Oh god her innocence lmfao.

[taylorhillard]

"I just want to build up my daughters celiac intolerance"

"And I am calling CPS. "

Honestly people like that are why we really need to be teaching anatommy, physiology, and immunology in highschool.

[randylaytonorangeboy]

I'll just go throw away this $200 Lego set that I spent hours building.

[thomasjay]

Kudos for that mom for ordering that cake for her son. Wish my parents were like that.

Also kudos to you for standing up to her.

[DiZoSoMom]

The idea that boys- humans- can’t play with human dolls is so bizarre to me! Or that girls playing with cars is weird, when those same judgy women will walk out of the bakery and get into their… CAR… and drive away! *facepalm*

[Xxxypher]

Children are ruthless but also delusional. I got called 36 & 49 on the same shift.

I'm 29.

[tigremalabarista]

As someone - female who is quite comfortable being such - who loved transformers, MASK (the 1980s cartoon with changing vehicles), He-Man and She-Ra, among many other different things that are usually labeled just “boys” pr “girls, ” you rock telling off the Karen that it’s fine to like many things, especially growing up.

[jesssealey]

Fun isn't gender nor age specific, everyone can enjoy with Lego, cars, dinosaurs, barbies, polly pocket, bratz, transformers, cartoons, video games, etc. Play on!

[ZeeNastee]

I loved dinosaurs as a kid and hated Barbie. Every time McDonalds would give me the Barbie toy with a happy meal I'd march back up and ask for the car toy.

[bluetickbeagles]

I wanna hear the skit when they come in to complain they didn’t get high from the “special brownies” 😂

[frogguchan]

"Yout job is so easy"
Then do it yourself, bye

[dragonhale]

When i was little and renting vhs tapes for movies was still a thing, i wanted to work at rental place, because i thought i would get to watch all the movies xD
The little girl wanting to be a baker to eat cakes reminded me of that.

[RoScFan]

wow... she thinks 20 y is old for legos? There are 30 and 40 y olds playing with action figures and watching cartoons.

[SUGAs_Shadow]

"Special brownies inside" 😂😂 I live in Colorado, if you don't partake of the devil's lettuce, people look at ya funny

[frankflemming]

Love how in any job serving kids there's a kid who thinks it looks like a dream job cause you eat whatever you sell. I once worked in an arcade and a kid said it looked great cause if he did it he could eat all the maoams we sell as prizes

[aaronalkor]

“I think I’m going to go to a different bakery.”
She says that as if we’re going to be upset that she decided to leave? Ma’am, we’re overjoyed that you’re leaving!

[goodgollymissmolly]

i grew up with so many barbie sets when i was a little girl!!
…
and i threw away every doll and played with the horses in them instead, racing them against my brother and his cars! which also were from barbie sets!

[nikola]

That "you suck" was told from the soul

[pinkemerald]

I was today years old when I learned why bakers take orders far in
I seeiously did not know why before today 💀 But it makes so much more sense now