This TikToker Believes She is a Vampire

TikTok, a land of make believe. Today, we look at a self proclaimed vampire. I'm sure there will plenty of sufficient evidence for this claim. Buckle up.

[chinesecabbagefarmer]

I have never met a vampire that actively wants people to know that they are a vampire.

[thespacebat]

Imagine being a vampire and dressing like that and not living in a cool gothic mansion.

[Halloweenowl]

Ah yes, first rule of being a vampire, share that knowledge with everyone possible...

[SakuraPhantom]

" if threatened I can exhort super human strength" Yeah, so can everyone else. It's called adrenaline

[NamelessTophat-hdmf]

As a stupid person I can confirm that she is one of us.
We are very, very, ashamed.

[WE-tevp]

As a actual vampire I can confirm that she is not a vampire. In fact the vampire Council has a Restraining order on her. Also we are trying to get her into therapy

[froctoof]

As a Romanian, i can comfirm she's not a vampire, actually us vampires are trying to avoid her at all costs because she scares us.

[thatchaoticcat]

her “red eyes” are contacts. Ive seen those exact ones while just looking for contacts for random cosplay ideas

[Oniontrololol]

As a Professional Vampire Hunter, I can confirm she is not a Vampire but a human infected with the tiktok virus.

[Galvanizedsquaresteel]

There was a girl at my elementary school who thought she was a werewolf, she constantly went on about how “her eyes change color with her emotions” she bit me when I told her it was stupid.

[RGUGNL]

Any Vampire that's been around for over a century and isn't filthy rich isn't a vampire of any worth.

[Tabth]

As a servant of Lord Cthulhu myself, we do not claim her, and have banned her from our sacrificial rituals

[victoriapulcifer]

She's from the 1860s? I want a full timeline of events. I want her previous names, identities, I want to know what her political affiliations were, how she reacted to different innovations, what inventions she thought were gonna stick around longer before they faded into obscurity, and I want to see all of her old clothes. I wanna know how good this fanfic is

[ariella]

She was definitely the girl in high school who would hiss at people

If she said "when threatened I exude a cripplingly foul stench" I'd have way more respect for her lies.

[PeterStifpou]

7:37 SHE WAS STANDING IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT

[Nick-xdhd]

Her being a vampire is about as real as her eyebrows.

[alexapproach]

She's supposed to be over 200 years old, but talks like a 20 something year old. Totally believable.

[Itz_Mia]

sometimes I think I'm stupid, but then August reminds me that these people exist.

[SimpleStoriesRu]

As a grandson of Van Helsing - I approve, that she's actual vampire. My grandpa was telling me stories about how real vampires looks like a girls with Twilight disorder syndrome.