A Laughable Sales Pitch - The Unison MIDI Chord Pack

In this video, I review the Unison MIDI Chord Pack, which is advertised as a revolution for beginners who want to produce great music or great beats. It's not.

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ABOUT UNISON AUDIO

Some Adverts

Business details

Trust pilot Reviews

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Subtitles by Pentameron

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YOUTUBERS APPEARING IN THIS VIDEO

Liam Taylor

Afro Hamurai

Jessica Williamson

Ave Mcree

Will Parker

Ben Levin

David Bruce

Hbomberguy

COPYRIGHT & DMCA TAKEDOWN NOTICES

Lumen (a public record)

Discchord: Takedown on journalist

THE SHLD FREE & OPEN SOURCE CHORD PACK

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CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro
03:21 About Unison
07:51 Knife
12:58 The details
16:43 The crazy

[justvibin]

I can't wait until Unison releases their Song Pack. Just drag the song into your DAW and BOOM! Finished song, why think?

[michaelaeschbacher]

"My secret? MIDI chord packs."

- Miles Davis

[SheetMusicBoss]

help, i used an advanced chord and accidentally set mark rober's piano on fire

[vwestlife]

Charging for a chord pack because "music theory is hard" is like charging for a times table because "math is hard".

[yousuckatcooking]

Ever since I started using pro level chords my music career has really taken off

[daishoryujin]

Within a few months:
“I am now the head of unison audio.”

[glenbateman]

"Learning is stupid."
That had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe, then I got hit with "pro-vowels" and my wife actually came in the room and asked if I was okay.
Classic!

[Rex-golf_player]

"listen to your heart rather than what some old jazz man would want to teach you" i bet the old jazz man wouldve taught me to listen to my heart

[Kwabsii]

I always wanted to get started in the corporate music genre, but my chords sounded too interesting. Now, I finally have the chords to skyrocket my soul sucking nothing-music career. Thanks unison!

[oneonetwothreefiveeight]

I actually never spoke until I had enough money to buy myself a dictionary. Now I speak pro-level words. Like the word house, ball, pepper, plant, laugh ... you name it

[solar_genesis]

I didn't realise how hurt I was by the whole industry until I listened to B flat 7 and now I just keep crying and I can feel the spiritual growth and listening to B flat 7 on repeat

[TheAgamemnon]

Customers also bought: "Professional 8-pack of ones and zeros" Every byte you'll ever need in this 256 piece collection!

[Protectthesun]

Took me a while to realize that an actual ad for the unison chord pack was playing in the middle of this video. I thought it was a parody 😂

[wesley]

The man was very sad with the woman when the woman said she did not want to marry the man. He said “this is the kind of thing that makes me cry” and the woman said “I’m sorry for making you cry”. Then the man got sadder and began to walk away down the road that had trees on it. The woman was sad by this and she said the man “please do not walk away. I still love you”. The man was happy that the woman said “I love you” but was sad about the her saying no when he waInted to maUrry her. He decided it wasn’t good and he wanted to keep walking so he did. The woman began to cry about this.

Novel of the fucking century. Blows me away

[Dendroapsis]

Congratulations! You've almost certainly spent more time making this video than Unison spent making their product

[guiAstorDunc]

“Copyright takedowns create a fun creative restriction” is *the* most comically satisfying statement I have ever heard regarding this whole situation

[MakersMuse]

I just love how it was an advert for this video haha

[LyricWulf]

First of all, I like the way the man kicked the ball. Next, I think what you are doing is great. In conclusion, let's go up there!

[ThePrimeboy]

I genuinely got an ad for Unison while watching this (immediately after being told to check their ads, no less) and it took me a good 20/30 seconds to realise it was an actual ad, not a gag

[ThePondermatic]

David Bruce saying "Music theory is just so boring" while dressed like a middle-aged man desperately trying to believe he's still a teenager is the kind of extremely cursed energy I need in my life.