No Umbrellas Allowed - Everything Must Go

No Umbrellas Allowed is a delightful blend of second-hand shop simulator, and a nightmare dystopia where the Government wants to turn everybody into zombies with toxic rain.

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[BRUXXUS]

I find it funny Jon worked in advertising and *completely* ignored the more valuable place front and center of the advertising window. 😂

[GoneFishingAmalgam]

Wouldn't it be a good idea to put a big ticket item in that big spot in the middle of the window that says RECOMMENDED?

[scythos]

Yeah, this is a really good game. I'd like to see a few more episodes of it.

[sotnosen]

Jon: It says here this guy is the leader of an organization for people who were hurt by human greed. That must mean he's a businessman, right? Those are well-known for speaking up against human greed!

[mateoguillen]

Jon constantly rejecting offers at slightly below a fair price before negotiating in a NEGOTIATION GAME.

[quiet_calamity]

Jon, it's not oppressive rain, we had a vote on whether or not to outlaw emotions. Verdict was a unanimous "meh"

[Classic_Frog]

I like that there's no time pressure. I could not play papers please because it would be annoying me too much. But this one looks very interesting. I'd like to see you playing it more.

[calicojackrackham]

I love how Jon walks his character around while monologuing, even in a side scroller. lol.

[magoshighlands]

Dystopia 17b: AKA The Equilibrium Paradox, not overly common, can be very preachy at times, but done well can be truly exceptional

[ASMRaphael]

Dear Jon, it is one of the most intriguing and entertaining games of recent months, you simply HAVE to consider making it a series! :) I would love to watch the story unfold with your commentary! :)

[KashouWannabe]

"A shopkeeper in a grim, grimey, second-hand used good store in a particularly depressing dystopia"

Sounds like the charity shops in Southend.

[QueenOfFandoms]

"No historical importance" of these shoes from 2020.

I can't help but laugh. I know this game's world is different to ours but the coincidence there is hilarious.

[LugborG]

It doesn’t matter what game it is, if it’s an option, Jon will always walk in circles while talking.

[thekittamers]

I love games with very precise facts, I found the Mona Lisa painting existing in the game very interesting, especially when the age was in the actual predicted age of the actual mona lisa

[YukishiroShikaze]

This game really amazed me! Please do a live stream or even just a few more episodes of this!

[Estagon]

Would love to see this in a chilled out livestream.

[paperip]

That Mona Lisa forgery is really impressive, being dated to 14 years before the real thing.

[Arraxis_Denacia]

This looks like a great game - would love to see more of it!

[epicurius]

"Imagine Papers, please, but it's the future and everyone is aware that we may be only a couple of months out from the complete collapse of society." So it's set in the modern UK, then?

[polishenglish]

Please make it a series Jon! :) it was so good! :)