Rimworld: My Cat is Addicted to Drugs

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[DoorMonster]

So... now would be a perfect time for us to hit 420k subs. Just sayin.

[Runsofourlives]

We forgot to reset the allowed areas after the raid. The cat has lived off nothing but Luciferium, Flake, and Yayo for three days.

[flaminshotgun]

"The ruins by the river need sweeping" Literally one of the funniest Rimworld lines yet

[cbwmechbot]

Context for anyone who doesn’t play Rimworld, Luciferium turns anyone into basically a near unkillable super soldier. At the cost of becoming a rage monster who will kill anyone they see and eventually die if they aren’t given a routine dose of the stuff. There is also no cure, once someone is on it, they are on it for life, and you can’t craft the stuff.

Which leaves the question, how long has it been since Lola had taken it?

[nairocamilo]

"We should really think about building a new room"
Player: "Okay guys, we're not here to assign blame, alright?"

[treenara]

This reminds me of a bug that used to be in dwarf fortress where cats would get inordinately drunk, starting throwing up and causing fight before straight up dying of alcohol poisoning. The issue occurred because dwarfs would spill alcohol onto the ground and the cats would get it on their fur. The cats would then lick the alcohol off their fur to clean themselves which the game took as them consuming alcohol. The game however had a slight problem in calculating how much alcohol the cat had drunk and so a cat licking a tiny bit off their fur was the equivalent of drinking like a full mug of drink. Additionally, the way the game calculates alcohol poisoning is proportional to body size, meaning only a small amount of alcohol was needed for cats to turn into feral beasts.

[resileaf]

Kyle's "I haven't slept in an entire week" look works wonders for this sketch.

[renimusmaximus]

Man things really escalated when I heard luciferium. Had flashbacks to when a raider took some and then walked through machine gun turrets...for about 6 seconds before his brain was destroyed by a bullet but it was still very spooky.

[NGHTHWK]

This is so relatable in terms of gameplay. Especially the sweeping.

[saulgallagher]

Was half expecting randy random to send a raid through the ceiling and they too would try convince Lola to get off the smokeleaf

[agronomius]

Everyone on the Rim has severe ADHD, it was inconsiderate to expect them to stay on task the entire time.

[manaphy]

If they build a new room they would need new doors as well. It would be too dangerous for them to have that much power

[lefttwenty]

"Put the knife down"
*social fight averted*

[ericbambach]

After never having been fed (since the last time she was fed), and left to the mercy of the "Dark One, " Lola will take solace in whatever she can get!

[wakipaki]

Door Monster consistently nails a critical aspect of comedy sketches: Stick the punchline and get out. Go over any of their videos in the past couple years and see how they set up the joke, finish it, and then cut to logo. Fantastic.

[andrewhavrylei]

So, once upon a time I had a husky problem (they just multiplied to quickly) while having a bit of a food shortage. The catch is, my colonists were assigned not to consume ambrosia and there was a lot of ambrosia in a fridge where anyone (including huskies) had access to. Near a quarter of my huskies got ambrosia addiction. Good ol' days on RimWorld <3

[AsbestosMuffins]

"We're not here to assign blame"
no you're here because I've assigned you to construct a golden statue, and set your schedule to 22 hours of work, 1 hour of sleep, and 1 hour of meditation but the meditation spot is on the other side of the map through the cave with the megaspiders

[Daffa]

Give Lola a gun, if she doesn't want to listen might as well turn her luciferium-addicted fluff to go on one last rampage to that mech cluster that has been bombarding the base for a while.

[deevee]

Reminds me of that time when two squirrels broke into my storage room, drank around 15 litres of beer each somehow and fkin died.
All in the span of about 3 minutes.

[jddes]

I like to think Lola has one continuous storyline in the DM universe. We know she has some magical portal powers, and with the power of luciferium she's going to live forever. Allison forgot to feed Lola so when the Dark One came, Lola traveled to the Rim to feast on human flesh