NASA hiring space cop for alien defense and planetary protection - TomoNews

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WASHINGTON — NASA is looking to hire a planetary protection officer to protect the Earth and other planets from alien life.

According to a job posting on the official NASA website, prospective applicants need to be American and hold advanced knowledge of planetary protection.

For up to $187,000 a year, the PPO will be expected to avert the "organic-constituent and biological contamination in human and robotic space exploration." In layman terms, that means stopping aliens from polluting Earth and space-bound humans and robots from contaminating other planets.

The current PPO is Dr Catharine "Cassie" Conley. On her first day in the job she was given a pair of dark Ray-Ban sunglasses — just like those worn by agents in Men In Black.
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Quite ironic and hypocritic at the same time. They call people that believe in aliens insane, yet they are hiring space police to protect against aliens... They either watched too many movies or were just drunk/high.

leonsmith
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Never thought I'd ever see a Xenomorph, Thor, Goku, Iron Man, and Superman all in a video lmfao

peepodhumperdink
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Why do you need to be American for Planetary defence?

coltboys
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They are wasting their money Goku, Ben 10 and Will Smith are doing it for free

_NIKOS_NIKOS
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im in.
*ILL BE THE GOOD COP!!!*
i need a bad cop

RAGNES
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Alien: O shit here come dem space cops

amber.mp
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Damn those alien bastards screwing up my ride

rinkun
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Well shit when you throw an anime character into a vacuum is that highly convincing that there are aliens?

_pastel_neons_
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Futurama is becoming into a real thing

CompaOzy
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What makes them think they can catch a ufo?

Mr.Looooong
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I'm gonna get that job, and then hire Elon Musk as a deputy.

Thunderchicken
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Goku, Superman, and Thor arent aloud.😔😟☹

princesssangivambrefoodleb
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Planetary Protection? Space Cop? Alien Defense?
More like Space Hygienist.

Boaty
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I think we all know I'm gonna get that job 🔫

kon
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SEVENTH PLACE COMMENT THE FIRST SEVEN COMMENT

jason
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We are gonna really need a real Jet Force Gemini now (do you guys even know that game?)

rojolonestar
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the weird thing is that there could of been a intelligent race on mars but a asteroid could have hit it but the aliens there sent small lifeforms to populate earth

CaptianmexC
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This will be best and high paying jobs for future. Space industry will grow very fast for commercialization near future. NASA will be very busy hiring Planetary Protection Officers.

MyJudyKim
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LMAO"!..what's a B.Mathematics gonna do??...Throw equations at them?!!!

HM-rfyh
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Shooting gun's in space? Sounds reasonable

LordExecutor