My Life is Reese's Pieces

My life is Reese's Pieces
Don't want your candy corn
Dehydration
Diabetes
Eat the fun dip, I can feel my heart beating
Crush rockets, time to snort

[snarr]

When I was a kid me and a buddy snorted pop rocks candy, it felt like shit started popping in our brain and we desperately tried washing it out with water, which ended up just spreading it further into our nasal cavity. I'll never forget the feeling of terror as my short life flashed before my eyes, the crackling of the pop rocks sounding like my flesh being torn apart between my ears, wondering what in the world my friends & family will think of me if I died from pop rocks in my nasal cavity.

[OniBoy]

I am legitimately mesmerized by this video, there’s something about how crowded and sensory overloading this video is that has made me watch it over and over and over again.

[captainbongwater]

Normal people: “The sale of addictive substances is morally wrong.”

Candy companies:

[Dulceria_La_Princesita]

MY LIFE HAS FINALLY FOUND PEACE
HERE AT SANDALS RESORT!
RELAXATION.
EASY BREATHING.
FINALLY CAUGHT UP ON MY READING!

[NTRSKT]

If there's ever been any question of your Canadian-ness, you called them Rockets and had the chocolate Smarties in the video.

[Yrojrund]

Candy corn is in the same boat as swedish fish. It tastes good at first but then once your 3-4 in, it starts to just deteriorate so fast. It tastes like an awful mix of sugar that you just feel uncomfortable eating.

[ElHeffJeff]

I knew I recognized that voice! Collab of the century.

[absoluteknock]

this is exactly the kind of thing that gets recommended to people in 7 years

[axolotlappreciator]

Jesus christ this would be an amazing advertisement for reeses lmao

[trabuco]

*"Library Card - Name: Hontor Parent/Guardian: Joe Biden"*
My sides have reached the stratosphere

[l.christoffersen]

Oh my god I love the way his pupils dilate as he's snorting the powder.

[lambmadeproductions]

My brother used to sing "CUT MY LIFE INTO CHEESES"

[smilingjackish]

Minute hour is great.
Hazmat bros for life.

[primarchicarus]

I love this and I love you u m a m i, you have a great Halloween you devilishly ingenious machine of surrealism

[StereoTyp]

FYI: In Canada, Rockets are the same as US Smarties. This is because Smarties in Canada are an M&M like candy. Canada also has M&Ms.

[lambmadeproductions]

Had to watch it twice to spot Mischief's cameo at the end

[supremeghost]

That mixture of pure art and shitpost is always amazing.

[Codemeleon]

This made me realise, I missed my chance to carve a mischief pumpkin.

[saramacdonald]

This has been stuck in my head for a week. Is it bad I’ve listened to it a 100+ times?

[Mondoness]

Dont mind me, im just gonna sit here and freebase this milky way