I watched Darkwood so you don't have to

I was asked to summarise Darkwood by Pyrocynical so here you go

[mon-]

I turned on the Darkwood video and left for work. After my shift was done, I came back home and Pyro was still yappin

[pyrodthoodmoments]

8 hours of slop should be a criminal offence

[sashamurashi]

Can't wait for Pyro to explain what "getting delayed " means for 7 hours before getting to the main topic when the video's almost finished.

[Longshanks]

Thank you Dolan, you show Pyro every day what a consistent upload schedule on the main channel looks like, just like how you show commitment to only playing Fall Guys. A true inspiration! 🙏🏻

[Cyranek]

thank goodness its never coming out because I can't watch an 9 hour video

[cmckevitt]

Will Pyrocynical ever stop pumping out lazy short-form content like the Darkwood video?

[stinkymonke]

One little bear ate a bowl of soup,
Then another bear came and there were two.
Four little bears made a sudden pow!
Along came the fifth and took a little bow.

[X-SPONGED]

A moment of silence for the Pyro fans who have successfully walked the road home and convinced themselves that the Darkwood video is out. I hope the Being gives them great slop drama in their dreams.

[MadridMonarch]

Ain’t no fucking way I’m watching an 8+hr video from PyroSlop

[JacobCannon-]

sitting through the entire 8 hours is the closest thing a pyro viewer will get to working a full time job.

[Real_Kaedinh]

I stopped watching dark wood to watch this, very epic thank you so much for summarizing everything

[JJ-zyco]

Thank you Dolan, didn’t wanna watch that

[justalex.]

The only true reviews worth your time.

[slushylemming]

The King of Slop, guided only by his pleasure and displeasure. Capable of producing 24 hours of slop, but out of consideration for his viewers he limited it to 8 hours. His slop videos are like trying to explain something to someone who doesn't know anything, truly a divine feat.

[spooooop]

This has got the be the most efficent Darkwood sumarry

[jackgattullo]

Thank you Dolan for summing up the nonexistent video so I don't have to watch it

[Micha-Hil]

Pyrocynical should unlist all of his videos just to make his subreddit go crazy mode

[AC_]

The slop has infested pyro’s brain if he thinks I’m watching all that

[wesleyward]

We finally got Darkwood but still no Petscop 2.

[johnsalamii]

so you are telling me that i had a 8 hour dream? crazy