Funny Confessions! #11

#shorts

[notyet....]

"Stop Asian hate"
"Babe I wanna break up"
"Start Asian hate"

[CJLERausch]

I once hallucinated an entire texting conversation on my phone. Then, frantically sat up and panicked when my hand wouldn't turn on. After that, I basically seep walked into the other room, all to wake up and realized that my phone was on the nightstand charging.

[Chesozz]

I'm sorry, did sis just hallucinate a whole ass solitaire game?!

[moonylime]

Why is no one talking about the dad locking his child in the closet to jump on his trampoline though😭

[elias]

im so addicted to solitare that i have dfeams of playing it

[PAWNR]

I spend all day on my phone and i still don't hallucinate about using it. HOW ADDICTED IS SHE?!

[wiernypancerny]

"Stop asian hate"
"Babe, it's over"
"Then something just snapped, something inside of me-"

[TheAlphaTaco]

That last one hit hard. That happens constantly to me.

[MrCosmic]

The solitaire game is actually relatable because for me after I’m done playing smash and go to bed I start imagining a match and if I hit a spike or a kill I jump and often snap myself out of it

[DigitalDentalPlan]

Plot Twist: That guy wasn't cheating, the girl was vegan and he liked a post about steak.
Edit: Y'all it's been like a day wth thanks!
Edit 2: Hate to be that guy but holy shiz that's alot of likes 💀 didn't know yall liked my shìtty comment so much

[JackalSniperSnipez]

To be fair, onion water is an actual thing and it really does help

[Valkyrie_Ataraxia]

The last one happened to me!! I thought i had grabbed my phone and was typing but i realized it was under my pillow.. BUT THE CRAZIEST PART IS..I THOUGH I HAD GRABBED IT SO I STARTED TYPING AGAIN AND REALIZED YET AGAIN MY PHONE WAS NOT IN MY HAND!! IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Chase-hskf]

The last one was so specific yet so true lmfao

[Ariya-handle]

Bro them hallucinations when you wake up feel a little too real

[lucasjaramillovargas]

Why does the last one actually feel somewhat relatable when it has never happened to me?

[UTNB_JEM]

how the hell do you make up an entire game of solitare!

can't blame her tho, i hallucinated playing chess on my phone once.

[the_sir]

That last one happens to me sometimes☠️☠️☠️

[Charlie]

Lol last one happens to me all the time(it’s not with solitaire). Like I think I’m awake and checking my phone but it turns out it was a very realistic dream

[trash]

Bro that last one is actually super relatable

[saeftuh]

I assumed the ex just didn’t want her ignoring his boundaries. I would do the same thing if my partner went through my phone and there’s nothing on there.