D&D Story: A Most Abserd Character

This animated Dungeons and Dragons Story comes from a funny game when I played a ridiculous character named Abserd, who was an absurd collection of classes. Hope you guys enjoy!

Music: "Sunshine Samba" from Youtube Audio Library

[dragomanpl]

How could he be kicked out of so many places?
*HEARS HIM TALK*
Oh.

[richardomilos]

"Yeah...its from the book"
Its not from the book it IS the book

[arthurbernardo]

PF: so, I want to multiclass
GM: ok, what classes?
PF: yes

[JustaGuy_Gaming]

Look at this way Abserd is either the weakest 14th level hero possible.... or the strongest first level character ever.

[theeshyguy]

Side note, Abserd's character progression (aside from starting as a Wizard) literally goes in alphabetical order of the classes.

[Hank..]

Notice how the backstory changes from third person to first person mid-story? Thats a sign of an invested player

[Tridd]

"I multiclassed so I could have all the annoying parts of every class"

[nicc]

Most people: I play both sides so I always come out on top
Abserd: I played all the sides and failed

[matteoabozzi]

Abserd is the hero that D&D deserves but doesn't need.

[FestusOmega]

They were so happy to be rid of Abserd that they left the hostage behind as well.

[sharpthecat]

I....almost choked when he started to use telepathy to talk to them.
This is comical as f#%k

[ReneadeSU]

"If you can make it legally, I'll allow it" The GM's way of telling you: "This is hilarious and I'd like to see you try"

[dreanux]

And five years later, you have Baldur’s gate 3 where you have literally an achievement for playing as this character.

[kaseymathew]

Rescued hostage: Are we really going to leave him behind?
Party member: 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
Villain: [throws absurd out]

[HestiaVesta]

Abserd a drifter?
No
Kicked out for driving everyone mad?
YES NO DOUBT

[NOnameNOnamehdhdhd]

I imagine Abserd eventually annoyed the shit out of his captor so much, that they just let him go. And he reconnected with his party later that night.

[steelytemplar]

Abserd gets stabbed....

"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!!"

[XellosNi]

"What stories lie in store for the future of Abserd?"

He becomes Mayor, apparently.

[MrJay_White]

did they just guarantee that absard's soul will be sacrificed to some dark god, that would resurrect him just to get rid of his annoying ass, thus letting him add lich to his list of classes?

[JoducusKwak]

legend has everytime a new class for DnD is created Abserd will automaticall gain it, even the homebrew ones