Calm App: Donald Trump Edition

Relax to the words of the former president and feel your stress melt away.
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[omi_god]

I am an old man, and I pray every day that I live long enough to see justice come to Trump.
He is the greatest foe America has faced - the most poisonous, and so far the most successful at destroying the soul of America.

[SerenityNow....]

Serenity now! Serenity now! SERENITY NOW! 🤣🤣

[binaryfairy]

😂The writers on Colbert are so great! TY for bringing everyone the laughs that we all need right now

[chip]

I did find his "Bing, bing, bong, bong" collection very soothing 😂😂😂

[likeasoldier]

Thank you for the laugh. I really needed it.

[calm]

The unprecedented times persist, and so do I. ✨

[charlesmartin]

Everyone will finally get some peace of mind, when Kamala is in the White House, and Trump is in the Big House.

[josephedrictiamson]

“They’re eating the dogs” never gets old 😭😂

[americastopbuyer]

Promise them the world and give them nothing!!!!

[crocglox]

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[peacheswilliams]

Everyday under the Trump Admin i was filled with anxiety, thinking what chaos is he going to start next....Trump will promise you the moon if it means he avoids Jail time...Don't fall for that demons tricks ever again.. He's a monster.

[BlackCatAlley]

I'm stressed just listening to this.

[shibayamatomoki]

Definitely relaxing in the morning or sunset, just concentrate on the moment, the bright "orange" dot that isn't the sun.

[ListenUpDemocracy]

This is comedy gold, but far too many people love this man's chaos.

[NewMessage]

It'll improve in a few months when it is just clips of him whining about losing, crying on the stand, and releasing 'statements' from some small Eastern European country that doesn't extradite.

[DavidAnderson-mc]

It's like getting a back massage from a sumo wrestler wearing cheese graters on his hands.

[james-ddhh]

Having endured him yelling and sweating his make-up off for almost ten years (and four more?), it's unbelievable how much irretrievable damage he has done.

[Alex-kngk]

Thank you! I already feel so much calmer 😃……

[SayAhh]

"WW3 has never been closer." Sounds less like a prediction and more like a threat from former TV host Trump.

[zesty]

Donald Trump can reduce my stress levels, simply by losing the election and going away into obscurity forever.