I Am So Sorry

[TheAliKoca]

My selection remains the same as it did when I first heard this scenario: I’d eat the cake. I ain’t putting no mandingo member in my mouth, I definitely don’t wanna be chewing nothing like that😬

[DATBOI_KINGKAI]

“Either way you put it gay is gay”

-sun tzu

[drelock.]

Hear me out guys. He never said we had to sit on it vertically

[josephpeterson]

Women: Well this is a hard one. Pun intended

[therock-cgwt]

As a straight man I am seriously fucked in both scenarios.

[dragonslayert]

Went a little off the rails with this one, didn't ya?

[Pyrotf_a]

Damn, I didn't realize that cannibalism is a choice.

[Ghoulxlo]

As a Turkish person, translating what he says into turkish is mad funny

[SethTheMinorityHunter]

I'm not gay but cake is cake. GIVE ME THE DAMN CAKE, ALI!!!!

[Gigan]

I can actually outsmart it, you steal a cake from the bench and eat it on the ground

[SimpleAlternateHistory]

“Sit on the top of the bench and eat both” —a wise man

[fletcharoo]

As a girl, I see this as an absolute win.

[Colion]

Bro found a better trap then English or Spanish 😂😂

[Evernitix]

Oh god... I'm so using this on my friends. Thank you for this. It genuinely made me laugh

[Ms.Anthrope]

I kneel on the ground and the bench is my table. I avoid the cake entirely.

[KujomationYT]

Can't fathom how legendary this scene and music is, RIp to a legend, Toriyama - Sensei

[ohe]

Bro called me gay in 57 different languages.

[cupidsproblem]

Gay men: "I see this as an absolute win"

[harryporter]

"And you see a ben-"
*eats the bench.*

[theguy]

this straight outta middle school situation games💀😭