Roseanne - Parents Visiting

Scene from "Dear Mom and Dad"
(Season 1, Episode 22)

[TallSilentGuy]

2:56 This is one of my favourite Dan moments EVER. I just love the way he sarcastically stretches his arms and beams as if to say "Yay, it's a beautiful morning"; and the fact that the sarcasm is totally wasted on Bev makes it all the funnier!

[Nunofurdambiznez]

One of my ALL -TIME favorite episodes!!

[javiernarvaez]

“Honey, honey. Be realistic. You don’t know how to use a gun. I’ll do it.”

[fluffyspissed]

"feel like makin love?!" 🤣🤣🤣

[ZetaReticuli_]

"What are you doing up?" LOL

I can relate, because I have actually had nights like that before.

[samanthawhatshername]

Bev's nightgown looks like the nightgown Dan buys Roseanne for Mother's Day in season 4.

[jmo]

I still love the show no matter what happened people need to learn to separate the two

[IfYouLetMeStay]

I don’t care if you’re my parents, don’t wake me up at 4:30 in the morning.

[baconbap]

"...so is a rusty spike." 😂 🤣

[sherricostanzo]

"Your father needs a piece of citrus fruit!"

[nicholasshaw]

Funniest scene from Roseanne hands down! 🤣

[icekokoro]

I read somewhere that John Randolph didn’t want to return later on cause he didn’t like the idea of his character being unfaithful and abusive. Honestly I’m not a fan of it either cause I thought he was funny in the episodes he appeared in.

[chrissherwood]

And the next morning he's like. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him think. And Dan is like, you used to say that and you stopped saying it?! I haven't slept! Lol.

[windyb]

If my parents move to Langford.. I’m going to be sleeping on a cot for the rest of my life, because I’m going to be in prison for blowing them away” honestly that’s just genius writing right their! 😂💀

[Bayonet]

We've all had experiences like this.

[brysonhatfield]

FYI: CITRUS FRUIT IS VERY HIGH IN SODIUM.

[shadowknows]

Sometimes being an orphan is fantastic.

[clownman]

EXACTLY WHAT 💯 I WAS LOOKING FOR!.

IM A FANATIC...
IM ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR THIS PARTICULAR SEASON, , MAINLY THIS EPISODE *..THANKS

[KingAceers]

When the door was opened, the crickets sounded so fake.

[lisanull]

Love this episode.
But I never Ever gave up my bed if someone visited. Roseanne should've had her parents sleeping on those cots. lol