2005 (1985 Parody - Bowling for Soup)

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I’m about to hit a wall, I just can’t take it all
Wake up every day, and I hate everything
I don’t what to do, I’m fat and ugly too
Just lay around and cry. What happened to my life?

I was gonna make a difference. I was gonna make it far.
I was gonna be a dad. And drive an awesome car.
My personality is my worst enemy
Look at my empty life. Nothin' has been alright

Since Green Day, the Offspring, Britney Spears and Backstreet
No TikTok, or Twitter, no one knew Mark Zuckerburg
My students in high school, they tell me that I’m uncool
Cuz I’m still preoccupied. With two thousand, two thousand, two thousand and five

I saw all the classics. I knew every line.
Pirates, Austin Powers, Napoleon Dynamite
Rocked out to Linkin Park, and Nickelback at the start
And even secretly, I loved Avril Lavigne

Where's my class ring I thought I needed?
And why does Disney think their movies need repeated?
And when did digital become the standard?
What ever happened to physical media they couldn’t take away from ya?

Green Day, the Offspring, Britney Spears and Backstreet
No TikTok, or Twitter, no one knew Mark Zuckerburg
My students in high school, they tell me that I’m uncool
Cuz I’m still preoccupied. With two thousand, two thousand, two thousand and five

I hate time, make it stop
When did Weezer become classic rock?
And when did Harry Styles become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop, stop

And bring back Green Day, the Offspring, Britney Spears and Backstreet
No Tik, or Twitter, no one knew Mark Zuckerburg
My students in high school, they tell me that I’m uncool
Cuz I’m still preoccupied. With two thousand, two thousand, two thousand and five

Rage Against the Machine, Cristina, Pink, and NSYNC
No Gmail, just Yahoo! Ask Jeeves was our Google too
Nostalgia's a real thing, so sorry for complaining
But I’m still preoccupied. With two thousand, two thousand, two thousand and five