Get DOWN From There! 😡

Apollo is our talking African Grey parrot, that we've had since December 2020.

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[Panda]

"Don't make me devise a contraption to get you outta here"

Pet ownership in a single sentence, if there ever was one 😂

[edynposter]

Wort wort wort. Spoken like a true Halo fan

[RaspberryPastry]

"You're not in trouble if you be nice" Is so sweet

[moremousebite]

the way dalton's face softens when apollo kisses him 😭😭😭 how can u be mad at such a sweetie!

[nyern]

"apollo, mind telling me what you're doing up there?"

sir, *HAT*

[LifeisaHorrorMovie]

I love how the girls are whistling their own happy tune in the background as this drama unfolds 😂😂😂

[ABoyNamedCharlotte]

the way dalton's expression softened after apollo gave him a little kiss and said something funny 🥺

[chezburgerhamburger]

no.17 "wort wort wort" Truly inspiring words.

[rcnyoplait]

Hard to be mad when he makes you laugh

[Thomario]

"You arent in trouble if you be nice"
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..."Wort Wort Wort"

[NoobickTrust]

apollo's shenanigans never fail to make me laugh🤣🤣

[kerriminx]

I love that ending where he’s like “I love you Dad, kisses.” It really was so precious

[rhear-du]

Completely random but the “your not in trouble if you be nice” unexpectedly hit so hard as someone who as very reactive and naturally accusatory parents, like, I know it’s different between having pets and kids but yall seem like amazing bird parents it’s like really sweet :)

[ben-san]

Dalton pointing to Master Chief: "What's this called?"
Apollo: "Demon"
Dalton: "That's right! What made of?"
Apollo: "Metal"
Dalton: "Good job! Two more and you get a snack."
Apollo: "Were it so easy..."

[cedartrees]

Apollo is stinkin cute!
His dad does a good job.

My grey was always offered a 12x12 pillow when she would get into tight spots OR refused to step up.

She loved "going places" or going for a ride on her "magic carpet".

It solved A LOT of issues and biting from a cranky or stubborn parrot.

RIP Zola Puppet Birdy Birdy.

[whatastandupguy]

Apollo: Hiding
Dalton: “I SHALL DEVISE A CONTRAPTION”

[selkiefluff]

"Don't make me devise a contraption" made me fondly remember the time my childhood hamster got stuck in a cinderblock hole and my neighbour had to come in with the strategic use of sledgehammer.

[shawnmclean]

Bird can use personality and comedy to get out of anything.

[FNDandME]

My lovebird flys to the top of the cabinets and will yell at me😂😂 and won’t come down unless I have a pecan😂😂😂 dang birb training me😂

[MONGO]

Kind of reminds me of my dog on nature walks.

If there's somewhere I don't want her to go, she reads my mind and goes there.