Clean Code and Successful Career in Software Development

[sonap]

Clean code is code written on a dustless monitor, on top of a well-ordered desk, inside a room full of natural lighting, by a programmer who has bathed at least once in the last 2 days.

[nikkehtine]

"how do you write frightening code" idk man it comes to me naturally

[noctemcat_]

Clean code is my code and dirty code is other people's code, duh

[SimGunther]

The cleanest code is code that doesn't exist :)

[kursatyakupkukul]

How to write lonely code ... Probably by creating singletons ... I laughed so hard and realized how lonely I am

[DaedalusCommunity]

"Green code" is actually sort of a thing! I'm following a course called "green computing" and one of the topics it covers is "green software engineering"... Lots of green stuff!

[TheBigLou]

This is so accurate, it makes you hold and think for a minute

[dickpiano]

A lot of concepts are quite random. Things like "quality control", "management" are very random as well, but if the team believes in them, the performance increases. This has been proven. It's like a religion.

[rektifyr...]

Stingy code is great, I think we should all strive for stingy code.

[avramitra]

Had a solid laugh, man. Thank you. I needed this today.. 🤣

[miran]

What you said regarding enterprise, also applies to the startups. No one actually cares about the quality and the actual product.

[j.r.r.tolkien]

He's right it is kinda arbitrary. If you can make an argument for it then, no one can tell you it's not clean. People just choose to follow what is popular.

[DarkStoorM_]

Now I need to know more about Gruesome Programming

[SeanAlunni]

One of my colleagues writes ten lines of comments before each code lines, that's green code

[NathanHedglin]

Clean code is code that isn't dirty.

[Tntpker]

what ppl generally understand as "clean" code is mostly just gang of four design patterns

[cheerwizard]

CLEAN code - means code that is written with clean hands, body and input controllers. So if you don't clean your keyboard for a month (like I do 🤣), than your code is probably dirty and has "bugs" 🧐

[anon_y_mousse]

The cleanest code is obviously the encrypted message written on a bar of soap.

[patrickantonio]

Ummm… if clean code are not a clear definition, then bad code is in the same category?

[epotnwarlock]

what it looks like when you can't generalize