“i was told there would be cake”

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[vinnie]

“A party without cake is just a meeting” -Stolas probably

[snippygamerz]

the fact that he says he was told there was cake implies that he wasnt gonna show up until one of them mentioned cake

[furionmax]

This is a fun fact about Stolas. According to his entry in the Lesser Key of Solomon. Stolas is one of the few devils that's strictly a pacifist who only uses violence as a last resort.

And he shares his vast knowledge with those who summon him.

[htfeditorstar]

"I was told there would be cake" HES SO CLUELESS

[demongirl]

I believe this is how introverts feel at a birthday party thrown for them

[yharr]

Stolas' pupils only show up when he's stressed, so this legitimately scared him.

What confuses me is that he's hundreds of years old and he's a demon prince, he's never attended a sacrifice in his name before?

[ComradeDaDog]

In christian mythology stolas was a pacifist which makes this even funnier

[rinyuki]

0:14 Stolas: that willbe the last time I'm going to parties like that

[Skerble]

ok but Im dying at the fact that this is set up like a family guy joke

[harold]

that was me when i heard presents across the room but it turns out to be cake 0:10

[kyla]

I'm with Stolas on this one. I'd prefer cake over human sacrifices, too.

[RobertAniFreak]

I just love how they are all gloomy, creepy and satanic doing a ritual of blood sacrifice and hes just casually tired, drinking coffee and asks for cake

[graciethebelle]

If those guys did any research about the actual demon prince Stolas, they would know that he's not a fan of blood sacrifice. Just get some rare herbs and a cool rock and he'll come with no problem. He's friendly to humans who are respectful and ignores the ones who are rude. He isn't even a demon that grants power or material items. He grants knowledge and teaches who summons him about the stars, plants, and geological specimins.
Hes literally just a chill nerd.

[Wishiwashi_]

I would headcanon that Stolas would yell

*”THIS IS WHAT THEY DO WHEN THEY CELEBRATE ME!?”*

[A_Very_Attentive_]

Stolas going to a sacrifice in his honor only because he thought there’d be cake is funnier than it has any right to be

[MkMagpie]

I feel like people forget Stolas is just an Astronomer.

[Solarpuppet_]

Stolas: “I was told there would be cake-“
*gets blood spilled all over him* C A K E

[TBR]

Stolas is a pacifist, and he’d never even WANT a sacrifice in the first place. These people clearly just wanted a demon to execute someone for.

[matthewmccoyd]

This has canonically happened to Lucifer
Change My Mind

[ЯрославИванов-мц]

I am so happy that Verosika is back, such an amazing character