I became the worst president and ruined everything in Bitlife

I became the worst president and ruined everything in Bitlife. I'm not very proud of how events unfolded, but nothing a few executive orders can't take care of.

Editors:
Kippesoep001
TropicalFreeze2
FluffyroxGames
And myself :D

#CallMeKevin #Bitlife #MobileGames

[ZombieSazza]

“I will represent you poorly, but I *will* represent you”
Honestly you have my vote, wish all politicians were that upfront

[rachell.]

“I will represent you poorly, but I will represent you.” Kevin that’s better than our current politicians

[bobbixvv]

"should i try to hit the casino?" most tragic words spoken before catastrophes

[epilogue]

“Why would I want to scare the public?” Oh you sweet innocent Irish soul.

[nickrig]

Imagine being an estonian on trial and your judge is a ex US president that escaped from prison and immigrated

[collincampbell]

Theory: His last wife was draining the souls of her children to live longer

[felixkalenskyy]

It’s funny that Kevin has been playing this game for a year now, but this is his first successful life.

[silvertube]

Never mind President Kevin, we all know Jim will be our true leader

[NotOnLand]

The idea of an ex president becoming a gaming YouTuber sounds amazing, I would subscribe to BarackPlays *so fast*

[buggylubby]

"Now lets donate her to science and go looking for a new wife"
I have never heard something with a stronger Irish accent.

[Shauma_llama]

Kevin was doing so well until he fell into his old ways of gambling and murder. 🤣

[headlesszebra]

"people say you look like a serial killer"
"he's an old white dude, what do they expect?!"
too true tbh

[eiichioda]

The only sentence written correctly in the book: "And let them die for your cause."
It's perfect

[peterparker]

"I will represent you poorly, but I will represent you"
Well he's got my vote

[reganh]

“I will represent you poorly, but I will represent you.”
This has to be the most honest a president has ever been, so I’m voting for you, Kevin.

[ZombieSazza]

“I’m going to do the most crime I’ve ever done… become a politician!”
This is depressingly accurate, I dunno how to react… laughing whilst crying?

[TheSword]

And within minutes, Kevin had discovered the harsh realities of the American healthcare system.

[firetarrasque]

Kevin called himself the worst American President ever, but in all honesty he's significantly better than most.

[briennerose]

"I think I could legitimately become the president of Ireland, it's not that much of a feat."

*looks back at the last half decade or so in the US helplessly*

[patricks_music]

“Your wife Eline died”
Kevin: “Oh that’s sad”
*accepts inheritance*