Make sure to always check your Halloween candy…

[Cursedcat]

"911 whats your emergency?"

I-i found the declaration of independence in my skittle.

[cripplemoaboutofcontext]

"Yay time to eat my 100 grand!"
"No way! I found 100, 000 dollars!"

[RolandoMider]

"911 what's your emergency?"

"I- I- I found Kim Jong Un holding an atomic bomb and a nuke... on my snickers"

[Çyn_ißñt_dad]

"911 whats your emergency"

"U-uh...i found the entire murder drones fandom in my Hersheys bar?"

[Inky]

I checked my singular M&M and there was a nuclear warhead inside of it, I could have broken a tooth

[sweeeeeetest]

This is true, once in my skittles bag I found a 5ft tall nuke.

[christinaburton]

I actually found an entire plant in mine thank you bro. I checked mine all the time now.

[МарияЯнева-бе]

"911 what's your emergency?"

"I found the airbus A380 in my skittles"

[Barfypotatoes]

I found the entirety of Jupiter in my Reese’s. Check your candy kids.

[milabonjela]

Dang, i just opened a bag of M&Ms and a *giant lightning bolt* just came crashing out of it. Thanks Michael, i could have died.

[Okkotsu_Jin-Woo-eg]

MICHAEL IS SO MAJESTIC EVEN WITH THE CLEAN SHAVE!!!

[kingbaylormsm]

This is true. One time i opened my m&ms, and before i started eating them i found an eye of Cthulhu. I could've died.

[starxs]

911: “911, what is your emergency?”

Me: “I think I found my grandma inside of a hersheys” 😓

[lindawilson]

buddy I found a multiverse in a single skittle, I could've literally killed a multiverse if I didn't check

[Banana_Peelz]

“911 what’s your emergency?”

“I - I found a 1934 nuclear atomic radioactive missile from Russia in my jolly rancher”

[dylanscurlock]

That one guy: * puts nuclear bomb in candy* "This prank gonna be lit 💀 "

[GodzillaGavin-_-YT]

That’s so true, when i finally checked my singular nerd, there was an rpg inside!
(Bro I've never gotten this many likes on a comment)

[KingofKebabsHimself]

Man, I opened my bag of skittles and many private jets flew out of it. Almost died. Thanks for letting the public know, Michael.

[ladybug]

"911 what's your emergency"

"I found Kendrick Lamar in my skittle"

[Kamustakayopo]

"Time to eat my KitKat!"
"Wait cut it in half first"
"Alright"
"Why is there a tsar bomb?"