Let's Kill The Tarrasque! - Weird Things You Can Do In DnD

How to kill a Tarrasque in 5 minutes with one spell.

[DnDShorts]

When I say Clay Golem's are healed by poison damage, I mean acid damage, like it says on screen... derp

[Lianthrelle]

Even better, because clay golems are CR 9 you can just True Polymorph a random rock into one and sick it on the Tarrasque then go hit the bar.

[supersmily]

But more importantly: Why do Clay Golems HEAL from acid damage?

[GRIMHOOD]

Everyone gansta till dm rules tarrasques attacks as magical.

[davidphilpp]

can you make a video about the Monk who can grappel someone and jump over 200 feet high. So that the grappeld Person gets the max fall damage.

[xtrem]

Canonically, the tarrasque's acid is supposed to be able to dissolve anything, even artifacts. I guess it's a question of "rules as written" vs "rules as intended"

[miflofbierculles]

lmao, what DM would run a Tarrasque encounter without laserbeams

[rompevuevitos]

DMs having a panic attack at realizing this could happen to them, at least until they remember they can modify the Terrasque because, well, they are the DM

[Hyndsyte]

I was going to interject by saying that the tarrasque is also immune to nonmagical bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage, but the clay golem stat block even has the Magic Weapons feature, which bypasses that issue. However, with a +8 modifier, you're going to need to roll 17 or higher to be able to actually hit the thing, working through 676 hp (or up to 990 if your DM rolls for it) at an average rate of 16 damage per hit. Have fun!

[amberharper]

or the Tarrasque just picks you up and throws you in to space

[little_isalina]

The tarrasque not having magical attacks is such a weaksauce weakness at its CR, it's embarrassing. And then there is its utter lack of ability to deal with anything that flies.

[Tillal]

As a DM I'll do everything in my power to get this video off the internet before my PCs accidentally stumbled upon it!

[ProfesorOryc]

Players: "Ha!! I won't lose HP from the Tarrasque!!"

DM: "The Tarrasque stomps on you. You don't recieve damage, but you can't reform from a clay mush as long as its foot is flattening you"

[Kayta-Linda]

There’s a cleric who simply polymorphed a huge rock into a small rock, threw it in its throat, cut the spell and its head immediately exploded.
That seems much more epic and efficient than just... waiting for a monster fight to finish.

[drizztdourden]

Sadly the tarrasque got nerfed big times. I know of the time where it was an immortal monster with a stomach that destroys anything even magic or gods. Now its just a punchingbag for the high level players

[erispapps]

Players "I cast true polymorph and turn into a clay golem"
DM "Well am gonna go old school and make the tarrasques claws magical and function like swords of sharpness"
Players - "fuck"

[Saint_nobody]

I've had to come across two Tarrasques in my impromptu D&D game at work. Next time, I'm doing this.

[Vncenz]

Well, but the tarasque’s stomach can digest gods, so
*CHECK MATE*

[nathancoughran]

If i ever run a tarrasque I'm giving it a roar ability that deals thunder damage to creatures within a certain range, just to spite the players when they inevitably try to cheese it

[philliphampton]

As my DM just has it pick you up and yeet you for fall damage as immunity does not block that.