Remy: Surfin' USA (Beach Boys Lockdown Parody)

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Remy hangs ten but could be out in five with good behavior.

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Remy discovers the dangers of exercising alone.

Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks, mastering, and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom. Video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.

LYRICS:
If you go out on the ocean
Across the USA
And you're wearing a swim shirt
'Cuz of your scrawny weight (it's for the sun, I swear)

Well, uh, you just might notice
The police in your wake
Cuz it's illegal to be surfing
In the USA

They're catching them out paddle boarding
Letting their children play
While they're releasing this guy
A logical checkmate

You're out in nature alone now
No one in six-foot range?
Well it's illegal to be surfing
In the USA

If only you had flashed some children
It'd be your release date!
But you're going to jail for surfing
In the USA

You've been distancing for months now
To keep the spread rate down
The only places you've been going
Are where there are no crowds

You're making sacrifices
For your community
Now put your hands on your head because you are surfing
In the USA

He's helping the flattening the curve now
He's exercising alone
Rocking a super baggy swim shirt
To hide his muscle tone (I said it's for the sun)

If only you had flashed some children
It'd be your release date!
But you're going to jail for surfing
In the USA
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It's difficult to make a satire when government is such a parody of itself, but Remy is a pro.

LibertyEver
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This and "Kung Flu Fighting" by Steven Crowder are going to be historical gems 40 years from now.

MetalheadMatt
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How many coast guard officials were on that boat? Its not more than one, right?

gyromecarter
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"When the people fear the government, there is TYRANNY; but when the government fears the People, there is LIBERTY!" THOMAS JEFFERSON

slumdogpreacher
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If quarantine means Remy now has more time to make these videos in his basement I feel that's a sacrifice we should all be willing to make.

tysmith
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Remy helps fill the Mostly Weekly-shaped hole in my heart

koja_kar
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the only people offended by this video are the fans of Cats.

ТомасАндерсон-ве
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I was supposed to go to the doctor to be evaluated for a pre-cancerous condition. My appointment was cancelled. If I die of cancer, will I be classed as a Corona death?

fearthehoneybadger
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How is it this is not viewed millions of times

AskRemy
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2 weeks they said
Now they say 2 years

jonathanwilliams
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If I was a cop and got called to something like this, I'd arrive, then leave. My report would say no one was there.

tzuqbts
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That surfer refused to consent to unconstitutional demands from a tyrannical government. This guy is the real hero Not the police, not the fire fighters, this guy
🤙

danglinglong
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This is why I subscribed to reason. and I stay for the rest

indirectlc
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200 ppl in walmart: I sleep
5 bros chilling at the beach: *Real shit*
Nail salon owner starts accepting customers to avoid filing for bankruptcy: *A S C E N D E D*

UnionPacific_
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Remy does it again! Spot on sir, spot on...

williamturgeon
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Remy in 20 Years: "Everybody was in a gulag, gulag USA"

stephenkaake
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I had more faith we could keep our constitutional Republic when young people questioned authority instead of using apps to report people who question it.

allenvestal
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This was an unexpected treat today. Thanks for the laughs.

ephidel
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Somewhere Remy is working away at a satirical song about BLM and the riots and the lack of social distancing.

I eagerly wait to hear it.

rudyando
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Nice touch with the bullet hole in the surfboard there at the end.

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