traveling to Europe vs the US #usa #american #europe #cultureshock #travel #humor

[Tyrnak_Fenrir]

Remember, terrorists are not allowed to lie if you ask them if they're a terrorist

[RC-xlse]

"Are you a terrorist?"
"Yes, but I'm not here for work"

[Rtruo]

You missed my favorite one. "Why are you attempting to enter the US?" "I...I live here...?"

[patelhardik]

The throwing of the passport after savage date reply is soooo epic 😂😂😂😂😂

[danielh]

"Using all my vacation for this trip. So one week." Spoken like a true American.😆

[LauraLParr]

“Are you planning or attempting to commit a crime?” Is like my actual favorite

[jacla]

I once answered to the question if I brought something from Europe, I replied "a smile", because he looked so bitter. He replied with the most intense and serious voice " you can keep that to yourself!!!"... 😢😂

[Miquelet]

"Why you decided to come to the US?"
"Work"
"Hmm, seems like your time in the US is over, have a good flight back home"

[kylerader]

i remember landing in germany on my birthday. i handed my passport to the agent he just said "your birthday" i nodded and he replied with "happy birthday enjoy your stay"

[sigmagic]

„Well, I *am* a terrorist, but I am on vacation right now“ 😂

[pandemonium]

“Are you a terrorist?”
“Yep! Glad you asked”
😭

[TheFiteShow]

the immediate customer service smile is SO ACCURATE

[adam_flash]

That “using all my vacation time… so just one week” line is so accurate and so brutal 😭

[v.xien.]

Everyone at American customs treats you like YOU’RE about to hijack their plane 😭

[rachelbarnett]

Honestly, the europeans were friendlier about asking, like they just wanted to have a conversation. The American customs were the ones that acted like they had beef with me

[HannaBenana]

I was lucky enough to fly to France for a school trip on my birthday. When the guy looked at my passport he just yelled "happy birthday, welcome to France!" When I came back it was like I was in police custody with how intense and leading the questions felt

[HalFischer]

"Are you a terrorist?"
"Depends whether I had baked beans for breakfast or not ..."

[jindrichzapletal]

I do not know about other people but for me passing any Euro passport control is a matter of a minute as I go through the automatic line. To get back to the US, I have to stand in a line that may be up to an hour long, even though I am a US citizen. Sometimes even the Global Entry people have to wait in a line. It is an utter scandal

[hakubishin]

" I'm using all my vacation for this trip. So one week. " How true.

[hello_honnay]

When I visited France, they didn’t even ask me a question, just glanced at me and tossed me my passport 🤣