Mispronunciations at Mass 😂

[llydrsn]

Filipinos are predominantly Catholics. Would be nice if St. Paul can spare the time to send us a letter too 😅

[raymundgerardm.feraren]

A Filipino here! Proud and happy to be a Roman Catholic. ❤

[joepugh]

I was saved from mispronouncing brazier by an advance warning. However I confess I did tell the congregation that they brought Jesus before Pontius Pirate once!

[Patrick_]

It's good to know I wasn't the only one who mixed up "genitals" and "gentiles".

[jnuval]

My memorable one was when a lector said, "Pontius Pi-la-tes."

[ceciliapistorius]

Haha! The way your jaw dropped at "labia" 😂😂😂😂 I'm dying

[norala-gxld]

For those who think this isn’t such a big deal, imagine if the organist misplayed every fourth or fifth note.

[Blyndir]

You know God has a sense of humor by the lack of lightning bolts when this happens.

[janetmilner]

Oh my gosh I never laughed so much! This is one reason why I'm afraid to become a lecturer. Love your sense of humor. Your videos are the best.😊

[annieboookhall]

Always thought it would be funny to have someone go up and start with, "A letter from St. Paul to the Romulans"

[Iemon-]

Thank you so much father! You have made me want to be a priest!

[suvignanpothuraju]

Being Catholic myself i never knew that Catholic priests have spicy sense of humor.

[allisonsteinke]

One day during the Christmas season, the lector read "gold, Frankenstein....

[johnwojcik]

I was a paul bearer at a funeral and nearly burst out laughing when the reader said, I am the alpha and the amigo, the beginning and the end. All I could imagine was the three amigos and nearly lost it.

[aliciavelarde]

One of our Deacons was reading the gospel about the woman who had the hemorrhage problem that touched Jesus' cloak and was healed. Except he said hemorrhoids instead of hemorrhage. Everyone tried to hold in their laughter. But two seconds later the Church erupted in laughter. 😂😂

[mkcatrona]

I've actually witnessed a lector read "flaming brassiere." That was a memorable Mass.

[Carolinez-df]

When I was growing up, one boy read that Jesus cured the 10 leopards and only one leopard came back to thank him. I wondered if the boy imagined that Jesus removed the leopard’s spots! 😊

[KenjiHouston]

I've read the Epistle at Mass. So to prepare myself, I listen to the passage narrated by a British actor.

I read the passage sounding like Shere Khan

[PecanSandees]

I was a Commentator when I was 13. I actually said "A Reading From Paul to the Filipinos." Looked at the Celebrant who was turning six shades of red trying not to laugh. I realized my mistake and said "Not the Filipinos, someone else" and continued with the reading. I continued as a Commentator until I moved away. I still miss doing it, but my new parish doesn't have any openings.

[BOB_EDC]

I'm a lutheran pastor and I know the feeling. I've heard it all in the last 22 years. 😂