Not Demons

This #CartNarcsClassic was recorded before the current distancing guidelines.

We firmly believe Jesus would have been the first Cart Narc.

[creativetechnology]

“A Demon leaves his cart out on top of the curb” LOL

[jvogele]

What would Jesus do? Certainly not leave his shopping cart on a curb.

[bcampbell]

Love that Sebastian doesn't back down when lazybones try to throw out religion or race as an excuse or insult, especially in 2020. I admire the hell out of you sir

[christianheaps]

“In the name of Jesus” lol what a joke

[amido]

I love how they lose their shit immediately bec they know they’re in the wrong

[gloveryawn]

“What’s the damage tho it’s a magnet” gets em everytime 😭😂

[irSpanxx]

"The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society."

[PowerChordEPS]

Isn't it ironic that lazybones are more concerned about "damage" to their cars from a bumper magnet than the real damage a wayward cart could cause?

[ZacRox]

"What's the charge"
I love this guy so much 😂

[ginga_ninja]

The other day a cart came flying through the street from a nearby store, but luckily with the skills I have learned from agent Sebastian, I was able to retrieve the cart and prevent damage to anyone’s vehicle. Thank you for showing me the ways of the CartNarcs👍

[pepperwestwood]

Lady wearing a Marilyn Monroe shirt acts offended by vulgarity. Uh yeahhh

[KRAFTPUNK]

Love how you calmly reapplied the cart narc magnet 😂😂

[celieboo]

"In the name if Jesus, take your cart back!". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice come back!
I hate when people try to use religion ro justify their awful behavior.

[jessiesdroneadventures]

Jesus wouldn't leave his cart out like that 😂🤣😂

[umpire]

In the name of Jesus don’t stop doing what you do!!

[TheGreekPianist]

LOL Sebastian can throw serious shade at these people - and never sounding insulted or bothered by them at the same time. He’s awesome

[LiftingGunsBibleTradition]

*"JESUS WOULDN'T LEAVE HIS CART OUT LIKE THAT"* ✝️ You are doing God's work sir!

[Yelji]

"You just blew it right there." Lol, as if there was ever a chance that he would change his mind

[SameBasicRiff]

gotta love the people who are like "oh you said "ass"?? guess everything else you said is invalid and never will be again!". That's some boomer cancel culture right there.

[fornostios]

"In the name of Jesus, take your cart back." Great comeback XD