How the Minotaur was born

#mythology #greek #minotaur #daedalus #icarus #crete #bull #percyjackson #comedy

[iamablacksabbathsong]

If Icarus only knew that this single event will cause so much more

[madhattergodess]

"What, Why" sums up most mythology. Why did Loki mate with a horse🤷🏽‍♀️ Why do the gods punish random people for things caused by Zeus🤷🏽‍♀️The list goes on.

[lapislazoli]

"I want you to build me a suit to the bull"

[shimmy]

That "Because I've lost control" reminds me of stew making chocolate pudding at 4 o'clock in the morning

[lesheygirl]

There’s this weird trend in mythology of gods and humans being attracted to animals

[humburger]

“Because I’ve lost control of my life”
SO RELATABLE

[RedSunUnderParadise]

This is why Icarus flew too close to the sun. I am only surprised Daddy Dae didn’t do the same.

[amityblight]

Daedalus when he sees why he has to build a fricken maze with a conciseness for her Minotaur child: 👁_👁 bitch how

[geofff.]

Lowkey, having Daedalus using a telephone is comedic genius.

[animefan]

Idk why I just love watching these videos

[alexanderzhmurov]

And *that* is when Icarus decided he *just had to* leave that mad island behind 😅

[ghostx]

Even ancient Greek isn't safe from the horrors of beastiality

[johnmartin]

Icarus: what is with these royals and their weird fetishes
Daedalus: I don’t know but next time I’m gonna have it exclusively in my contract that I don’t help people mate with animals

[alexanderzhmurov]

That _...huh?🤨🙁☹️😟😰!!_ is just priceless 😅

[aidang]

Okay so is no one gonna talk about Achilles fighting a river??

[jorb]

When the minotaur was put in the labyrinth you can say he was grounded beef

[CaptainUnicorn]

I love the story of the Minotaur especially the myth of Theseus and the Minotaur really awesome video

[Hitomora]

Icarus- why are you doing this?!?!

Daedalus- Because we live in Ancient Greece where you do what the God Demand of you or risk being horrifically tormented in the most unnatural way imaginable...

Icarus- ... Maybe we should convert to the Norse?

[Agent_Toren]

This is also how the bronze bull was born

[yuichi]

Or maybe it's more like "Hey Daedalus, I need to mate with the bull". Daedalus's like "Oh, I got just the thing, I'll have it ready soon, my queen"