How to make a Horse Centipede

Today I am erecting a statue in honor of the cursed Horse Centipede, kitbashed from regular ol' horses. You Know I Had To Do It To Em.

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COOL CREATORS IN THIS VIDEO
Watch @NorthoftheBorder make excellent "tiny, nerdy things"
Watch @BoulderCreekRailroad make photorealistic dioramas

MUSIC
Special thanks to @JukeRemix for this use of their Lon Lon Ranch Remix!

CHAPTERS
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00:00 - My favorite Sir David Frederick Attenborough clip
00:59 - I'm a horse surgeon, trust me
03:16 - Epona, the Pride of Lon(g) Lon(g) Ranch
04:08 - A nest for the Horse Centipede (base building)
05:30 - Oh wow, a new baby is born?!
06:00 - Upgrading Link to Chain Link
07:47 - Some paint for my darling Longk
08:20 - The Master Spoon
09:01 - Roll the Beauty Shots + Patreon Shoutouts
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[NorthoftheBorder]

Your Longk would stand tall in a place of great honour amongst the many Lanks, Lonks, and Lunks I've made over the years. I give this 6 open palmed thumbs up.

[RealTerrainHobbies]

At first I was wondering WHY a centipede horse? But, after watching I find myself asking why I would dare to question the makings of such a magnificent steed. Clearly the perfect companion for a Chainlink-Link.

[froggy]

The line “I’m doing something completely normal to this plastic horse” had me laughing way too hard lol

[elizabethgregory]

being an artist is knowing that you can make literally anything you want no matter how cursed because you can and no one can stop you

[TheToneBender]

I'd love to use this in D&D. Imagine your DM saying "You hear the trampling of many hooves. Expecting to see a herd of horses galloping your way, you are instead horrified as you see a single centipedal horse heading straight for you. Roll initiative."

[kwansrealbff]

never thought i would feel such joy from a man breaking open an egg to reveal a hundred tiny horseshoes

[Lic]

I'm reasonably sure a 6 armed link WOULD have extra nipples, because the pecs are very important in controlling the arms. 2 arms=2 pecs, so 6 arms=6 pecs (and therefore, 6 nipples)

[Stormfire]

There was a dnd campaign I was in with some friends in my scout troop, and we actually had something similar to this in game. It was a really long horse. Like 40 ft, but instead of having a bunch of legs, it had just 4 like a regular horse. We decided that when it slept, it could coil its body up like a snake. Just try and visualize it, and you will probably laugh

[juiceboxbento]

I had this question in my mind - if a centipede horse breaks a leg, does it still need to be shot the way that regular horses with their terrible bones do? And then I realized that I was being foolish and that no mortal weapon could ever slay this creature.

[atakiri]

Every single moment of this was sheer joy, all the way from the Patreon preview to the shock of Chain Link existing and the delightful reveal of MORE HORSHOES!!

[cody]

i was cry-laughing at Longk, I love him SO much, he is perfect <3 The only one capable of taming such a magnificent steed

[theminiyosshi]

6:04 I’m so glad that this music is now associated with North of the Border. That still doesn’t mean that I know what the song is called

[Boylei]

Incredible.

I'll wear that shirt.

[thefishysalmon]

Such a generous horse centipede. Donating all their previous shoes to your creations.

[dorothygale]

One time when I was little my cousin accidentally traumatized me by describing the plot of "The Human Centipede." I had to sleep with my mom for a week, the lights in for a month, and huddled under my blankets for years.

[byrdieboy]

I LOVE THAT YOU GUYS ALL WATCH EACH OTHER’S WORK!!! This is by far my favorite YouTube community everyone is so supportive and wholesome

[theMadMarsz]

It's so funny seeing other creators I watch like North of the Border and Nerdforge be referenced in these type of videos (and vice versa) It's like a reward for watching all of these talented individuals.

[bailey]

I feel like the whole reason this video was made, was to bring the horse shoes back and that’s probably my favourite thing ever. Thank you ❤️

[greenbunny]

As an equestrian, this was the most beautiful horse I’ve ever seen. Solid 11/10

[tamiranuyee]

I screamed in childhood trauma when Artax came up - magnificent work as always!! And the opening?! Perfect! 😂