TF2 class main slander

[pentadunk]

the heavy main meetup is so empty because it takes them all 3000 years to arrive (they have no mobility)

[realdragon]

That moment when you decloak in place there is literally nobody and enemy team drops everything to hunt you down

[incoherentbabbler]

You're a chump if you arrive at mid with more than 1 health

[braxtontaylor]

Valve could straight up delete this game off steam and shut down the servers and people would still shitpost about it.

[mudstick]

pyro mains spending 200 hours learning the newly discovered pop-flare poo poo tech which lets them flare jump with the manmelter but only works when used on a single barrel prop on cp_stinkwater

[Dwexy]

demoknight mains when they can't get the trimp solarlight did

[waffles]

demoknight mains flying halfway across the map by yelling really hard

[demoman]

Medic mains using their ubersaw and charging at the entire enemy team without any teammates backing them up (it’s free 25% Über):

[PownedXboxKid]

medics are a myth. ive never seen one on my team.

[MetalX]

pyro main has already become a slander itself lmao

[retri]

fun fact heavy mains aren't able to travel together to ensure the population stays stable

[Chunky_doggo]

uncle dane fans when ww3 starts and they realize that real guns have random bullet spread

[compatriot]

Uncle Dane still up to date on the meme game despite all these years

[breadmilkYT]

Spy mains talking about how the Amby should be reverted (its been 5 years and they still don't know how to choose Sniper)

[wolfclck]

can confirm as the only heavy main in a 500 mile radius

[demomoon]

As a scout main I can confirm I broke my space bar

[matchanavi]

Medic, Soldier and Scout are so accurate lmao

[khodibritton]

Correction:
Engineer mains waiting for their sentry to get a kill without placing it in the middle of the battlefield and getting it destroyed instantly

[stratospheric]

the demoman one is the fucking funniest thing ever. who the fuck remembers the sticky bomb nerf

[TrueNinjafrog]

The sniper and medic one speaks to me on so many levels