MrBeast Is The Antichrist - 4chan Greentext Stories

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[MDPToaster]

This thread was really funny because every reply was just calling OP mentally challenged.

[MicoB]

All of us to anon right now: “Perhaps we treated you too harshly…”

[weskintime]

“Congratulations, you’re a prophet.” - MCU Dr. Strange

[turron]

Unironically now, I saw lots of people on the internet worshipping him in a strange way and calling him saint. Not like "aww he's so kind, what a saint", in a literal religious context.

[DinoPimp]

The Blue Helmets are outside his house right now.

[vrannihilator]

The demon of Babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous.

[Handlingkol]

Yo, this is actually scary. "Was wounded by a sword, yet it lived." Could that be Mrbeast's current cancelation? Or is it yet to come?

Edit: Look at his recent video although he's reputation is damaged, he still cracks up a lot of views he might be or might not be the Beast that watches him and gives him the power of miracles and he could be the "preacher" or the blasphemous beast or something like that

[nikolajkapa]

First option: Write prophecy in a simple way. Second option: Write a poetic and mystery filled mind fuck.

[airorello]

Serious post here though:
If you read the Bible all the way through, read through multiple translations, and translate the original meanings of the word (the reason why it needs multiple translations is because Paleo Hebrew is a very condensed/simplified language where a single word can be read six different ways - but its meaning is mostly based off of the context of what's being said... which, if people have no idea what's going on during the time period: they'll mistranslate a lot of things --- and as for New Testament: unless you have understanding of the Old Testament, you're ABSOLUTELY going to misinterpret what they're saying):
There is no single Anti-Christ. There has never, EVER been just a single Anti-Christ.

Anti-Christ just means against-Christ. Anyone who is blatantly against Christ, whether hating Him, going against the teachings He spread, or absolutely butchering His teachings for their own objectives: is an Anti-Christ.
There are multiple Anti-Christs (1 John 2:18). That's nothing new. That's nothing surprising.
And by the way, performing miracles isn't something that makes you a Christ or Anti-Christ figure. People performed miracles long before Christ came on the scene - whether or not they were a believer in God. Those who directly serve Satan, for instance, can easily perform miracles, just the same as those who directly serve God (if you're wondering why you never see any God-fearing American performing miracles... I'll put it this way: There's criteria listed in the Bible. If you don't follow that criteria: you can't do diddly. Ever wonder why people were constantly seeking holy men to perform miracles? Because these were people who were following the criteria - a criteria that sinful people found too hard to follow themselves).
Christ's miracles weren't even un-replicable - He was just the first one to do them. Also, everyone (both believers and non-believers), please stop pointing out the "walking on water thing" as if it's the pinnacle of what He did... 1) He was walking on water DURING A STORM. There's a serious difference. 2) The miracles were just a sign that He was who He said He was. They weren't His purpose for being there... 2b) Funnily enough, 99% of churches ARE NOT preaching what Jesus came down here to preach. Here's a hint: It's not about loving your neighbor... because that was taught in the Old Testament, too. That was nothing new. He was just reiterating that because people at the time kept getting philosophical about what "love" is, what a "neighbor" is, and what does "your" really mean???

What Revelation is talking about isn't "THE Anti-Christ", it's the Beast. The Beast is, obviously, an Anti-Christ. But their title isn't "Anti-Christ", it's just that: The Beast.
And here's the thing: There ain't going to be any confusion on who the Beast is. They're not going to appear and deceive the people to think they're the next coming of Christ or anything like that. They're going to be preaching AGAINST God, VERY OBVIOUSLY AND CLEARLY. And even before all this? The 2nd Beast will appear on the scene FIRST, and will be HERALDING the 1st Beast. They'll be letting EVERYONE KNOW that the 1st Beast is coming and what the 1st Beast is ALL ABOUT.
So... stop pointing fingers at anyone and everyone.
There is no singular Anti-Christ.
And there's no confusion at who the Beast will be. It will be obvious. Dead-obvious.
The reason why people jumped to conclusions and started pointing at everyone to be the Beast, is because 1) the churches literally read the Bible incorrectly, whether purposefully or by poor education - and 2) those who did understand the criteria for the Beast COULD NOT FATHOM the kind of world that would follow after the Beast, so they "HAD" to believe that he deceived people sneakily.
Reason 2 is a big one... because the world that the Beast appears in, is one that if there was a singular, powerful, evolved human being that preached not just against God - but literally willing to wage war with Him: the majority of people would blindly follow. Christians of the 1900s could not fathom a world like that, so they just assumed that the Beast MUST HAVE TRICKED PEOPLE INTO IT - so then began the witch-hunt.

Frankly, you don't need to read through multiple translations to understand this, you just need to read the Bible all the way through - the multiple translations are just there so that it's UNDERLINED, HIGHLIGHTED, AND MADE OBVIOUS.

So... let's list some things that SHOULD be a red flag:
1) A "human" that comes out of a bottomless pit of some sort (by all descriptions, it seems they're beyond human, despite having started off as a human)
2) This human being associated with names such as "Abaddon", "Babylon", "Apollo", "Gilgamesh", "Osiris", and "Nimrod"
3) This human is considered perfect in the eyes of those who don't follow Scripture (as in: Physically, Mentally perfect)
4) This human is highly charismatic to be able to convince nations to follow after them
5) This human is all about protecting, improving, and perfecting humanity - at any cost
6) Another "person" came before them, preaching about them
7) This second "person" being non-physical yet intelligent, possibly A.I.
7b) If it is an A.I. - it will most likely be one that's considered "perfect" in modern eyes to be convincing
8) Either or both figures preaching about, or prepare for some sort of invasion
9) A true World War occurring since NOT EVERYONE will be convinced by the perfect human
10) People who read Scriptures being ousted either on a moral-scale (against the new moral system), or for being followers of these upcoming invaders

Bonus) If anyone thinks it's silly that the Bible "predicted" A.I. ... I implore you to read other ancient texts of other religions. beliefs have been talking about flying vehicles, robots, and literally water-combustion and remotely-guided WEAPONRY for centuries. People just blew it off as some kind of nonsensical fantasy that the ancient cultures babbled over - so they made sure these things weren't taught in schools and colleges. But the stuff's right there for ANYONE to read.
Need an example? One of the old stories of the Mystic Jews (not followers of God, just Jews by blood) is of them having a golem that they used to save a town. To command the golem, they would place instructions on a paper-like object and insert it into a slot on the backside of the golem. That's literally a programmed machine! Enough with this "conspiracy this", "conspiracy that", just admit that the ancients were smarter than we thought they were.

[pballsgaming]

They hated him because he spoke the truth

[Sylkis]

Me Beast is JPII of YouTube

Everyone loves him and very few criticise him because of all the alleged good work he does (so, like the Pope)

He has a massive organisation behind him that provides an opium for the masses (in his case entertainment instead of religion, but there's not much difference really from psychological perspective) and allegedly helps people and the world, does a lot of charity (so, like the Catholic Church)

But then paedo scandals happen and he uses the defense that he didn't know, but there's just no way he didn't. When that happened, all sorts of problems with his organisation's charity become apparent, things they were doing become clear how they were abusive to people in all sorts of ways and how they were trying to hide it, the charity turns out to be empty meaningless gestures that were just PR stunts that don't actually help with anything, and so on.

I'm just surprised the internet still hasn't caught up to start memeing his face in in yellow to parallel the JPII memes

[beyondmeaning]

It's in the name "Mr Beast" 🤣

[tempnamee]

He has to claim to be God too. 🤷‍♂
He's nothing close

[andrewdsadfsdafvxcvfsafznw]

Funny enough, this is the *second* time I've heard this argued unironically

[ashchaya]

I love how, like all attempted parallels to bible verses, it only barely matches up with 15% of it and they just conveniently ignore the rest. Like who is the first beast? Nevermind that, zomg itz all trooo!

[soffren]

No, No, he's right. We just don't care.

[Misshoto]

ey bro have u thought of making shorts?

[GhostlyPhantome]

Then who the fuck is the first beast?!

[nojaodoggo]

Idk, he unblind ppl, i see him pretty Jesus

[Kreshura-tmrb]

Its simply crazy that people really think about that, literally, he's just a rich guy that helps people

edit: this aged like milk, wth is happening with Mr beast😭😭😭