'MY STICK!' — A Bad Lip Reading of The Last Jedi

Yoda lectures Luke on the merits of his beloved stick.
LYRICS (below):
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick (I don't wanna)
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
Look at my stick
Why'd you drink that creature's milk, it's green?
Got me sick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you love my stick?
No, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick and me take walks every day
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
When they laugh at my stick then they learn
How my stick is much denser than bacon
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (so cute)
But when I would sleep little piggy kept waking me up (sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts of my stick
I disappear for years then reappear
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
I could break your stick using just my brain
My stick?!
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
Not my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't want your stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
Yeah you want my stick
I mean, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my big boy stick
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (it turns out)
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (it's poison)
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (it hurts good)
Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pickup my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon

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[BadLipReading]

Want a "My Stick" shirt or mug? Because those are real things you can own...

[foxcrafter]

"But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst".
Luke: has flashbacks.

[ImThePerson]

I think we can all agree that Yoda is a fantastic singer

[BX--nqgf]

I love how, without the original canon, this is just some random old guy Luke met in a swamp when he was a teenager, and now, out of nowhere, when Luke has been retired for several dozen years - he reappears as a ghost and uses mysterious powers to blow up a tree and set it ablaze instantly, and then proceeds to rant about some nonsense about his stick and regretful past financial decisions.

[MrRagemanPL]

I love the way Luke stares with pure shock when he learns that Yoda's stick is better than bacon.

[UltimateBingus]

"That log had a child."


Some serious worldbuilding here.

[zacharystearns]

Everybody gangsta till Yoda doesn’t get invited to a garden party

[mreetof]

"my stick and me take walks everyday, passed the hooligans down by the ocean" that's my favorite line

[zachariahbrophy]

This is the best thing that came out of the 3 new Star wars Movie.

[DrewWutsit]

“Born from a log” this has more continuity than most tv shows

[kahteh]

I like the implication that Yoda finally tracks Luke down after like 40 years just to musically harass him again

[Acer]

this is the best thing to come out of the sequels

[hermannivision]

I love the growth Yoda’s inner journey has: first he was frustrated because a log had a stick child and after 40 years he’s grown to love the stick

[ethanp]

I like how Yoda wanted to go to the party in the garden, and when he was told he couldn't, he blew up the whole garden, then proceeded to tell Luke how his stick was better than bacon as if that were the original argument.

[Professor_Byleth]

2016: Seagulls poke you in the coconut

2019: Yoda pokes you in the coconut with his stick

[Deadpool_]

I love how Yoda is so confident in his stick

[alexandertkachenko]

Remember, if disney takes this down, it's canon.

[ghotiburger]

I like this idea of Yoda being this omnipresent li'l goblin who haunts Luke by singing him songs and causing minor inconveniences

[gabrielle-]

"What kind of music do you like?"


Me: "You wouldn't get it"

[Shaw_The_Hunter]

"Son, come back…” he says it so calm before blowing a frickin tree up